How to catch a Lion? Read and try to unde

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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 11:12pm | IP Logged

This is a new theory regarding how to catch a lion. for those who are not aware of Indian Films pls dont read the Last part because you will not be able to understand it.

Happy reading.



How to catch a Lion:

Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is

equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion


Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also

run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can

trap it easily.


Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment,

 there is a positive probability

that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit

down and wait.

Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.

Perform an inverse transformation with respect to

lion. Lion is in and we are out.


Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows

everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the

entire forest with it.


Integration Differential


Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion

is some where in the result. So differentiate the

result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion


Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven

that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues

tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.


Indian Police Method:

catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that

its a Lion. GOT FRUSTRATED Now lets kill the



Rajnikanth-(INDIAN MOVIE STAR) Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack

anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in

fear itself.


Karan Johar Method (Indian Film director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness

fall in love with each other. Send another lioness

in to the forest,followed by another lion. First

lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves

the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... it after 15

yrs, then also u wont !



Menaka Gandhi (Social Activist) method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some

vegetables continuously.


George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden

 and shoot him.

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Posted: 07 July 2004 at 12:19am | IP Logged
LOL.hahahahaha.Bahoot funny hai tamanna
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