Notice to
those waiting with baited breath for the
Biggest, Baddest Revelation of the Century -
The running saga of hurtful past of Arnav,
the mother of all reasons that will explain his current rash and cruel behavior and distrust,
guess what
THERE IS
NONE!!! He was
always this way
The
young Arnav had as much Irritable Bowel Syndrome as the older ASR. Proof? See
the Childhood Anjali-ASR scene.
And here I
was waiting with baited breath to find the mother of all silver bullets that would
explain Iss IBS Ko Kya Naam Doon.
Another Balloon Pricked,
literally and figuratively.
Khushi as Goopee BooHoo - When your own backyard is messed up, CVs, please don't go making mockery of others!
Shout out to
MadMaxine/Vidhya
The plagiarism continues, my love, and this time it's none
other than the CVs who lifted your SuGAG Raat OS."Swami"
Wardrobe
Malfunction of the day
ASR - my shirts???
When did my wardrobe become United Colors of Benetton?
Khushi - My Swami, My Personal Angry Vegetable Garden, see these little carrots and peas prints. LOVE IT.
ASR - Where are the buttons?
Khushi - This is new style, no buttons, only velcro
ASR - Where are the fly zippers?
Khushi - This is new style. No zipper, only velcro
ASR - Has she been watching re-runs of Desi Boyzz!!
Me - Hunh!! From Chandni Chowk to China???
DHISSH
Moment of the day (DHISSH - Cymbals for the uninitiated to Bollywood)
Anjali - Let
me give you relationship advice
Me - DHISSHHH!
ASR - Akash,
you keep your cupboard keys with you??? Unbelievable!!
Akash - Bhai, you don't want Payal to discover my S&M paraphernalia, now do you?
ASR - Yes,
understandable, I removed mine before Khushi moved into my room
Akash - Bhai!!! You too??? Why didn't you tell me?
Me - DHISHHH!!!
New Entry of
the month
Miss Bubbly
Wait! Isn't
that role already done by Khushi?
Double
Entendre of the day
Khushi - He
hates to love? Baby, I can fake "it" too.
Me - Yes,
yes, read ASR seduction series.
(Credit - freezie)
Anjali - Aapko Na ek naye chotay nazar aayenge, Such!
Me - SUCH??? Got it.
Precap
<crickets>
State of the
Forum
(just switched the dialogs of FM1 and FM2, i got serious complaints and PMs that I always allow FM1 to talk first. So, this time FM2 talks first, happy??)
Forum Member 2 (FM2) - Groan! Comedy, not again!
FM1 - It was
good! OMG OMG OMG, she was brilliant!
FM2 - Are you
kidding me?? She was channeling other-no-sex-no-passion-serial love?
FM1 - I
know, beautiful. I am so happy!! They will never kiss, no kissing, no touching yaaay!!!!
FM2 - How
dare she mess with his wardrobe? He is the MIGHTY ASR!
FM1 - Why not?
She is the MIGHTY ASR's wife?
FM2 - I hate
the lack of intensity
FM1 - I love
the bent of comedy
FM2 - Where
is the story with a difference they promised?
FM1 - Use
your remote, you moron.
FM2 - I will
do what I please, shove your advice up yours
FM1 - No you
shove your face up yours. You other-no-sex-no-passion-serial-lover!!!
FM2 - How dare
you call me that, you, you, other-no-sex-no-passion-serial-lover!!!
FM3 - But,
but, this is IPL week guys, don't expect any progress.
FM1 &
FM2 - SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Edited by serialjunkie - 12 years ago
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