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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:36am | IP Logged
Here it is LOL
Chapter 1-Tool-logy
  • Basics
-A tool is any instrument or simple piece of equipment that you hold in your hands and use to do a particular kind of work.
-Tools come in all shapes and sizes.
-Some tools are harder to work with and some are easy. The easy one don't last long.
  • Functions of a tool

-Moving tools move huge and tiny things.
-Tools  enact chemical changes, including temperature and ignition,
-Tools can be used for guiding, measuring and perception
-Tools also give Information and data manipulation

-There are tools that can take you from a lousy mood and make you smile like an idiot for a long time.

  • Maintenance of a tool

-After using the tool remember to rinse and store it for later use.

  • After usage

-Once you have used the tool you are exhausted and sweaty so take a bath.

-Remember to wash your hands as well.

-Brush your teeth and tongue..Fresh breath is welcome after the use of tool

  • Tool Theory
-The Tool Theory states--
"The more you use the tool, the more it increases in efficiency and degree of giving pleasure. The efficiency of the tool is decided by its penetrating power and holding time"
  • Shopping for a tool
-When shopping for a tool, it is important to make sure the store is reputable.
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It is equally important to take the tool for a free trial of three nights and make sure it is in proper working condition.
-Check for any scratches, damage and counterfeit parts.
-Beware as some tools have malfunctioned.
-Make sure you know if you are buying the original or a used one. Be careful of the used ones.You don't know what kind of people used them
  • Colors of tools

-The tools come in all shapes and sizes and in a variety of colors.but they tend to stay in the brown family and the beige family.

-Sometimes the tool may look brown when it should have been beige, this happens when the tool is damaged

-You can paint them using natural substances like Honey, Chocolate, Mind Tea, etc.

  • Battery Life

-Once you get the hang of it, it is rechargeable and enjoyed over and over again

  • Packaging

-They are found in cute boxes that are tied with ties in a bow.

  • Warranty Contract

-Another factor is make sure the contract of the tool is only yours and no one else can stake a claim on it.

-There should be no strings attached

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:37am | IP Logged
Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by maddy311

Just came to say a quick hi to everyoneLOL


qucik hi? why? are you going to have a tomato, cucumber sandiwch with sausages again? LOL

No I need to find my lost sandalsLOL

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:37am | IP Logged
Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by llSerenityll

Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by llSerenityll

Originally posted by vibz88

Tools battery operated toys dildo s bring them on:-) LOL

Vibrators LOL !! Ooohh I reached 7000 posts Party


well done Ahlam... very quick you are... as always! Clap

now getting back to dildos! LOL

Yes, Indeed I am fast ROFL Yes, well..Rupal is going to her "yard" ..So you will have to wait for Xarina to come on LOL


Xarina... quenn of steam! she needed to be in those conversations!! LOL missed her! rupals 'yard' - she must be having fun rolling around... with the lawn mower... to cut all the excessive grass away! LOL

If she's lucky, she won't cut off anyone's sausage while she is cutting the grass WinkLOL

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:38am | IP Logged
Originally posted by maddy311

Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by maddy311

Just came to say a quick hi to everyoneLOL


qucik hi? why? are you going to have a tomato, cucumber sandiwch with sausages again? LOL

No I need to find my lost sandalsLOL

It's good to have you back maddy Smile You all are full of excuses. You and Vibha ! Just say you hate us already. Dead

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:40am | IP Logged
Originally posted by maddy311

Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by maddy311

Just came to say a quick hi to everyoneLOL


qucik hi? why? are you going to have a tomato, cucumber sandiwch with sausages again? LOL

No I need to find my lost sandalsLOL


i think the man on the sofa took them to give it to the next girl who uses his tool! LOL

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:40am | IP Logged
Originally posted by llSerenityll

Originally posted by maddy311

Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by maddy311

Just came to say a quick hi to everyoneLOL


qucik hi? why? are you going to have a tomato, cucumber sandiwch with sausages again? LOL

No I need to find my lost sandalsLOL

It's good to have you back maddy Smile You all are full of excuses. You and Vibha ! Just say you hate us already. Dead

I only hate lesbians, now sayROFL

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:41am | IP Logged
No ahlam its just the time difference LOL btw you threatened fahima with the next update. You already had her naked wat next?

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Posted: 21 April 2012 at 10:41am | IP Logged
Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by maddy311

Originally posted by famzii05

Originally posted by maddy311

Just came to say a quick hi to everyoneLOL


qucik hi? why? are you going to have a tomato, cucumber sandiwch with sausages again? LOL

No I need to find my lost sandalsLOL


i think the man on the sofa took them to give it to the next girl who uses his tool! LOL

may be he used the 5 inch heel for something elseROFL

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