#2 Destiny Guides Life...A Swaron FF - Page 49

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes

"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain

"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway