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Originally posted by: ...Rafid...

I guess my down mood is seriously putting an bad impact !!
Pari don't say like this 😔

Nah it's not bcoz of ur mood, it's just my dumbo thought..(

Originally posted by: ...Rafid...

Hope this lightens up the mood !!

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the
doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke
to Morris and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you
said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"
🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u funny guy

Originally posted by: CutePari9

Duh nothingz wrong, remember I'm dumbo 😆

thats true😆

Hahahhaha Rafi it was mad funny 🤣

another one !!
An ant and an elephant got married,
despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and
died.
"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

Originally posted by: ...Rafid...

another one !!
An ant and an elephant got married,
despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and
died.
"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

Funny 😆 , but feeling bad 4 poor ant 😭 😆

Originally posted by: ...Rafid...

another one !!
An ant and an elephant got married,
despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and
died.
"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: CutePari9

Funny 😆 , but feeling bad 4 poor ant 😭 😆

stop the rona dhona !!
let me see for some more !!

Four friends, who hadn't seen each
other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men
had to use the rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride
and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of
the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's
terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, and
then went to flight school to become a
pilot. Eventually he became a partner in
the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend
a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific!
My son studied in the best universities
and became an engineer. Then he
started his own construction company
and is now a multimillionaire. He also
gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot
mansion." The three friends congratulated each
other just as the fourth returned from
the restroom and asked: "What are all
the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking
about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. ...What about
your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay
and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub." The three
friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not
ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and
he received a beautiful 30,000 square
foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends!!
I hate Gays 🤢 🤢

got 2 giv i u dude u hav lightend da mood up😆