Cheat Sheet to Survive the Forum (Just for LOL)

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Posted: 12 years ago
An easy cheat sheet to help you keep busy in the forum and have conversations. No matter what the post ' some or all of these will be valid replies. With reference to nobody in particular and everyone in general: D
 
Filed under: Take it easy policy
It is just a TV show, yaar!
Take a chill pill, yaar!
Relax guys, LOL.
Guys, it is only an Indian TV show!
Please have patience.
 
Filed under: Sabse kamina kaun
But she lied first.
But he had a bad childhood, which explains everything.
He is diabetic.
She lost her parents too.
But she is ONLY eighteen!
She is sooo immature.
What was she to do; he didn't even hug her back.
Why did she have to hug the other-him for so long?
She should have told him the truth when she had a chance.
He should have confronted her too.
She is stupid.
He is douchey.
He blackmailed her.
She could have said no.
He is always having his man periods. Soo annoying.
She is always on a sugar high. Soo annoying.
Her brain is sooo tiny.
His brain is kept in a safe locker in another planet.
It is the sisters who are to blame. (my personal favourite!)
 
Filed under: How to lose viewers and alienate people
Stop complaining about our show.
Stop watching the show.
Go watch Child Bride instead.
You are not a true ArHi lover.
 
Filed under: Aap kahe to opinion, aur hum kahe to bashing?
This is only my opinion.
I have a right to express my opinion. Go read the Constitution.
I am not bashing.
Please don't bash.
Why only bash him?
Why only bash her?
 
Filed under: Dil to Paagal Hain
But he loves her so.
Does she even love him?
Surely he loves her more than she loves him.
What happened when she fell in love with him? He announced that he was going to marry someone else.
Not her fault, because she thinks that he hates her.
Not his fault, because he thinks that she is in love with the other-him.
 
Filed under: Patriarchy Strikes Back
Feminism sucks.
Feminists have no sense of humour
There is no place for feminists in Indian TV shows.
Even American TV shows don't like feminists.
Even feminists don't like other feminists.
Why is she having a Tiffin service? Doesn't she have a rich husband? Loser!
 
Filed under: Working from home
Who does that? Loser!

Filed under: Bedroom woes
How can he not share his bed?
Exactly, such a big bed it is too.
Why must she share a bed with him?
How can she not bed with him when he developed neck crick. So heartless, yaar!
 
Filed under: Not so rich after all
This is not how rich people live!
Rich people may have small hearts, but they must have a bigger wardrobe.
Women married to rich men must have better wigs.
That bathroom is tinier than his heart.
That bathroom is tinier than her brain.

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Posted: 12 years ago
Also, I notice this one: it is only fiction yaar! :D
 
"That bathroom is tinier than his heart.
That bathroom is tinier than her brain."
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Patriarchy strikes back! Haha, that is some funny stuff!

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Posted: 12 years ago
Hahaaha! Loved your cheat sheet..😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
Hahaha.. Fantastic post.. Nice pick-me-up for a boring Monday afternoon.. :)
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Posted: 12 years ago
hehehe
nice one  👏
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Rag1ni

An easy cheat sheet to help you keep busy in the forum and have conversations. No matter what the post ' some or all of these will be valid replies. With reference to nobody in particular and everyone in general: D
 
Filed under: Take it easy policy
It is just a TV show, yaar!
Take a chill pill, yaar!
Relax guys, LOL.
Guys, it is only an Indian TV show!
Please have patience.
 
Filed under: Sabse kamina kaun
But she lied first.
But he had a bad childhood, which explains everything.
He is diabetic.
She lost her parents too.
But she is ONLY eighteen!
She is sooo immature.
What was she to do; he didn't even hug her back.
Why did she have to hug the other-him for so long?
She should have told him the truth when she had a chance.
He should have confronted her too.
She is stupid.
He is douchey.
He blackmailed her.
She could have said no.
He is always having his man periods. Soo annoying.
She is always on a sugar high. Soo annoying.
Her brain is sooo tiny.
His brain is kept in a safe locker in another planet.
It is the sisters who are to blame. (my personal favourite!)
 
Filed under: How to lose viewers and alienate people
Stop complaining about our show.
Stop watching the show.
Go watch Child Bride instead.
You are not a true ArHi lover.
 
Filed under: Aap kahe to opinion, aur hum kahe to bashing?
This is only my opinion.
I have a right to express my opinion. Go read the Constitution.
I am not bashing.
Please don't bash.
Why only bash him?
Why only bash her?
 
Filed under: Dil to Paagal Hain
But he loves her so.
Does she even love him?
Surely he loves her more than she loves him.
What happened when she fell in love with him? He announced that he was going to marry someone else.
Not her fault, because she thinks that he hates her.
Not his fault, because he thinks that she is in love with the other-him.
 
Filed under: Patriarchy Strikes Back
Feminism sucks.
Feminists have no sense of humour
There is no place for feminists in Indian TV shows.
Even American TV shows don't like feminists.
Even feminists don't like other feminists.
Why is she having a Tiffin service? Doesn't she have a rich husband? Loser!
 
Filed under: Working from home
Who does that? Loser!

Filed under: Bedroom woes
How can he not share his bed?
Exactly, such a big bed it is too.
Why must she share a bed with him?
How can she not bed with him when he developed neck crick. So heartless, yaar!
 
Filed under: Not so rich after all
This is not how rich people live!
Rich people may have small hearts, but they must have a bigger wardrobe.
Women married to rich men must have better wigs.
That bathroom is tinier than his heart.
That bathroom is tinier than her brain.

Add wardrobe woes
 
Loved his shirt!
Oh no --- was worn by some other actor in X show
She should wear saris
she should wear salwars
She should wear dresses
She should wear anarkalis
She should not wear anarkalis
His suits are too small
His suits are too shiny
How many suits does the cupboard fit anyway
His shoes are bad!
 
Gadget woes
 
Can't he get an Ipad/Ipod?
Can't he get a better laptop?
Can't he get a phone?
 
Office woes
What a conference room
What a canteen
 
Prop woes
 
Bedsheet was used in this scene -- reappears now
Curtain used in this scene - reappears now
Props used in prev show of PH - appear now
Sari used by prev herione - reappears now
Ugly cradle
Lovely cradle!
 
 
 
Rag1ni thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
@Newbiesoapfan: Excellent additions those! :D
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Posted: 12 years ago

Abeyaar!

I want you to include 'Abeyaar' in that list! :D
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Posted: 12 years ago
lolz lovely pagal pagal post
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Posted: 12 years ago
hey,

Utterly hilarious, you have awesome sense of humor!
I would also add:

Household help
OP was better
HP is best
OMG this HP has the same name as the old one
I liked the old HP better
Why are they all praksashes

Other extras:
That guy was the same London Delegate
That guy was selling jewellery the other day
The doctor was the bricklayer in the previous episode

Other MU creators(between forumwasis)
Same thread!, NO! different one
Thats not mom's bangle
Mom's bangle is now with Payal
That was Mami's necklace

Cheers for a lovely post!