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Posted: 09 April 2012 at 3:34am | IP Logged
Originally posted by 2direct

Originally posted by Omnipotent_Taco

LOL LOL What an absolute ripper of a thread. I don't know you 2D but you obviously make one hell of a MOTW. Hope you can answer my questions- don't go by the length. Most of them are multiple choice.  Just when I thought it couldn't get worseLOL  You're too intellectual for me Taco I feel like buggering off.

I am no brainiac 2D LOL I just think and talk crap and don't know when to stop, that. is. all.


Roleplay time:

1. You're up for a full-body massage plus top-ups by a sexy masseuse with dainty, gorgeous feet. Here's the catch: if she gives you a footjob, she spits. If her feet are nowhere in the picture, she swallows. What option will you go with? The first option

Damn now that's a fetish if I've ever seen one.
I mean a guy compromising on slurpy slurps.

2. You're the last man alive on Earth and have the company of 4 stereotypical women (PC people please stay away). Sadly, these women are anything but hot. You have to take your pick from:
- French woman with tropical rainforest armpits
- Big Momma with dumps larger than a truck. AKA her riding you will give you hernia I'd go with the this option despite the cons and after effects It's be disgusting but it seems like the only viable option of out of the rest

Even at the cost of your potency, a mesh on your backside, and a potentially screwed up prostate...? LOL

- English woman with wretched teeth. You wouldn't want 'em grills anywhere near your family jewels
- A German who smells like sauerkraut and bratwurst

3. Other side of the coin. You get luckier than Ron Jeremy and get to pick one from the following roleplaying lot. Who would you go for?
- Hooker
- Desperate job applicant
- Nurse
- Stripper
- Geek on the street but a freak in the sheets
- Bar maid
- Horny student
- Artist's muse
- Gangster moll
- Wannabe rap video shawty

Hmm well they are good at multitasking/handling orders LOL

4. You get to have sex in only one position for the next 2 months. Which one would it be? The missionary position

Safe but shrewd. So you can swap a limb or two here and there and include a few props to go from missionary to various other asanas.

5. Your girlfriend thinks bedroom sex is boring. To keep her interest alive, you have to choose a different setting to get your game on. Which place would you choose and why? Outside in the garden khulli fiza mein with nature by your side

Fantastic, another hippie at heart with voyeuristic tendencies LOL

Thanks for being such a sport. I can see this MOTW reaching epic heights. You're a breath of fresh air around these parts, keep chuggin'.

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Posted: 09 April 2012 at 3:45am | IP Logged
Originally posted by shaktheback

I really can't wait to be grilling you on DM now..

2D, well played mate Party


Um no LOL I'm the one who does the grilling, not the other way round. Besides I don't think Souro is up for any MOTW there, I remember RTH asking him and him saying no. If that happens though I'll nominate you, to-be-Tandoori-Shakki.

Yeah 2D is bloody smart, I don't know why he underestimated himself there ^.

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Posted: 09 April 2012 at 4:36am | IP Logged
^ ROFL

Apparently your original ID is the secret of your energy. Where TF are you getting these gems from? LOL

Now that I think of it I want Erotic as the next MOTW. Dude loves trying to scandalizing everyone here*, about time he was mucho scandalized.


*with granny knickers


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shashi (zeus) and hera (dex) are having upcoming nupitals , RTH will be minister now please assign the members their roles

 
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