Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon

India-Forums

   
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon

What The Fiction - CVs Audition

SeerialLoops IF-Rockerz
SeerialLoops
SeerialLoops

Joined: 21 July 2005
Posts: 5747

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 2:34pm | IP Logged

Fellow Boaters.  I know.  I have impeccable timing.  When most people are pissed off or looks like are pissed off, I decided to make a fun post.  Ask Wesha and she will draw a mathmetical algorithm of how impeccably bad my timing is.  Having said that, I felt the urge to write.

This post maybe as disjointed as the episodes and hence the useless paradoies.  Hopefully you will like this 20th edition of the WT*Fiction series.

 

Hotty is working on his laptop in his bedroom and trying to get his Chordless to Chord again. Vocal Chord that is. 

He is Trying to say Unbelievable, Crazy, Hi, Thank You, What The.  Nothing was working.  All it was doing was Thud, Died, Gone To Heaven relays.

Happy comes in with a sinister looking liquid in hand and locks the door.

Hotty : Disapprove

Happy : I have instructions from Weepy to make you drink this.  If not she said, she will stop crying.

Hotty : Confused

Happy : Weepy means it.  She knows if she stops crying you will feel useless.  So she promised on her Unheyji, she will stop crying.

Hotty Ponders : OMASR.  Maybe if you believe in such superstitions, faida will be that Unit dies.

Hotty : Thumbs Up

Happy goes and sits in his lap.

Hotty :Censored

Happy : I know you like world peace and all. You better drink this or else, and leans back into him.

Hotty Ponders : One of this day, I will teach her such a lesson, she will not dare and divert my blood circulation.

Happy : I am waiting for that as well.

Hotty :Censored

Happy : I know I am not even facing you, but I know everything that goes in that empty brain of yours.  Now drink it before I start doing other things.

Hotty gulps all of it in one shot.

Hotty : Even if this damn thing does work, I will not give her credit.

Much to his chagrin, the words chorded their way out loudly.

Happy : Why will you not give credit.

Hotty : Because I have a Big

Happy : I know.  You don't have to tell me.

Hotty : I was talking about my ego.

Happy : I was talking about your problemWacko

Hotty : Which is

Happy : You have brain.  You don't use it.  You have a heart.  But you don't use it.  You have a

Hotty : Shut Up and Get Lost
 
Fancy Dress Competion for Saas Bahu.  But Two Males, Two Females, One Male and One Female, any one can enter.  But it is a Saas Bahu Fancy Dress.  But we don't want you to dress.  We want you to act.  Winner is for acting, not for dressing.  It is a fancy dress competition why.  Because when you wear such ugly costumes, what goes through you, can you enact a script or not.  Hence it is a valid point, who the duck cares, just get on with it.

CV Intern1 Script : Gabbar Wohi Thakur Nayi

Gabby : Yeh Friendshippy, we will not todenge

Gabby : Thodenge Hands Magar, tera saath nibhayinge

Thaky : Diya Aur Bati Hum,  Khabhi Chewing Kabhi Gum

Thaky: Aisa Soch Nahi

Gabby :  Ek hazaaron Mein Thaky Tum

Thaky :  Bade Acche Lagte Hum

Bothy : Rishtha Nayi Soch Nahi

Audience Wah. Wah Wah Wah TTT The F!!!!

 
CV Intern2 Script : Audience Ki Awaaz ' Anarkali

Salim : Meharkali Meharkali Meharkali Meharkali 

vovovovovovooo

Salim :

Gul Khan Se Milte Hain, Banayenge serial ek hai

Pyar Kiya Tho Naam Diya

 vovovooo vovovovooo

Audience Haire Nanda Kishore !!!!

 
CV Intern3 Script : Demongelina

Demon: Angel Ina, will you marry me

Angel : No

Demon : For 6 months

Angel : Ok

Demon :

Mera Pari Ghar Aaya OAngel Ina
Mera Pari Ghar Aaya O Angel Ina
Hum Dono will be called Demongelina

Audience : Speechless

 
CV Intern4 Script : WeDrum NoTaal

WeDrum : Drum Se Taal Mila Vovo Taal Se Drum Mila.

So NoTaal  is asking WeDrum to solve the riddle or NoTaal will escape.

NoTaal :

Ek Yeh Riddle Ve, Brain Cell Usage No Ve

Nafrat Paas ane na ve; Mohabbat Door Jane Na ve

Aaja Rabba Ve Aa aa aa aaa'

Is Drum Mein Taal Dikha, ho, Is Script Mein Story Dikha

 
CV Intern 5 Script : ShyamJha I mean RanJha Male Tha
Hotty : Happy.  I drank Beer and I ate Celery with Ranch Dressing

Happy : So

Hotty : Is that what I am supposed to do for this act?

Happy Ponders: He is drunk, maybe I can take him to a dark room and make a honest living for a day.

Audience: Heerini Heerini Heerini

Happy : Namaskar!!  Kahiye Kya Seeing You want?

Audience : Tell us, where were you Heerini

Happy : Mein? Mein Doing some waiting

Audience : For Whom?

Happy : For The one with the flute

Audience : Why

Happy : So I can blow it

Audience : Blow Whom

Loopy : You Besura Prudes yaneki Besharam Aurat.  Stop fanning and fainting

Happy : Not Whom But What.

Hotty : What The?Censored

Happy : Ding Dong Ding Ding Dong Ding Dong (end tezaab, begin Happy Is Singh is King)

Happy : Ek Heer thi Aur

Hotty : Ranjah Ek Male Tha

Happy :Kehte hai Dilli Bali Mein

Hotty : Sexy ho Happy, Sau MU ho, jukhta TRP pao mein

Happy : Achar Nimbu Rabba, Nasha Down Hoga

MU me MU, MU me MU,  

Lotsa Bore Longest Yore

 
Announce : Winner is !!!
 
Side Scene Of The Day :

Weepy : Oh My head is spinning, my tears are whirling.

Happy : I will get medicines for you. 

Weepy : Sob Take Unheyji Sob

Happy : I donwanna

Weepy : Sob.  Medicines are heavy.  Since I am pregnant sob, I need to eat for 2 sob.  Medicine also same sob.  I need to take for 2 sob.  So, I need to take heavy doeses of Aspirin, Anacin, Acetaminophen, Morphin, Oxycodone, Ibuprofen, Antihistamine, ProHysteriaMin, ClearTear, CoughCyrup, Prozac, Rogaine, Preparation Hchooo, Allegra Ahhchooo, and hormophermones. Sobbity Sob Sob Sobbity Sob Sob Sobbity Sob Sob.  Please take Creepy along

Happy : YuckThoo.

Weepy : Oh Bhabhi.  You have allergies too.

Happy : Yeah to your (bells toll, diyas flare, sanskrit manthras reach crescendo) mangalasutra !!

Creepy : Come Happy.  Zara Zara lemme lemme Zara Zara touch you touch you.

Hotty : Esscuz Moi.  Why is blood running downhill like that.  Happy is not near me.  Why, Why, Why.  Man, OMASR, what is happening down there !!!!

Rgds

Loopy

PS : Please comment.  Please please please comment.


Edited by stafhtad - 05 April 2012 at 2:34pm

The following 46 member(s) liked the above post:

shows4lifelittledollBarunSobtIsMineAmrita_12Meena1428Arnav_FanpikudikafrockstarCrazySaRunianpreethiksavvzlankanLurvebookskitty25pollypollypurplenpinksukriweshadillidikudistormbornDrwhoPashnauniqueblueroseAngels11Ash95applenpeachesevenjleena28cherry227asha...KaranShilpa:).Euphoria.-GredForge-SanzBarbiedushturaintttttt1MentalExoticaNewbiesoapfanChitraFNope123sbk2Rabba-Ve-DelenanyxxserialjunkiePr1yankaTia.0pallavi25

sukri Goldie
sukri
sukri

Joined: 14 October 2011
Posts: 1756

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 2:39pm | IP Logged
girl u are back !!! Awesome !!!

Wow wat a blackmail
Weepy threatening to stop crying :)
Happy threatening to popcorn?
 
 
Happy : You have brain.  You don't use it.  You have a heart.  But you don't use it.  You have a
ROFL

Loved your description for a Saas Bahu fancy dress competition..
 
Gabbar Wohi Thakur Nayi   - u are on a roll here loopy
 
 
This is one of the best W*F you have ever written !!!! ClapClapClap
 
 
 
 


Edited by sukri - 05 April 2012 at 2:54pm

The following 4 member(s) liked the above post:

Ash95SanzBarbieSeerialLoopssbk2

MentalExotica IF-Rockerz
MentalExotica
MentalExotica

Joined: 30 January 2012
Posts: 5768

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 2:43pm | IP Logged
LEVEL UP
yes going by the general thumb rule your post and my post have entered in at a time of hell
well for me i cracked up 
i LOLed so hard i had to run to PEE
i am not going to point out what made me laugh because your post grew on me jus like ASR's flute tunes.
can i say i love you?
of course i can LOVE YOUUU
superb
Clap
regards
Gitika

The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

Ash95SeerialLoops

tttttt1 IF-Rockerz
tttttt1
tttttt1

Joined: 27 January 2012
Posts: 5197

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 2:58pm | IP Logged

thank you sudha Hug

for such a hiIarious post , much needed after the episde



Edited by tttttt1 - 05 April 2012 at 2:59pm

The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

Ash95SeerialLoops

SeerialLoops IF-Rockerz
SeerialLoops
SeerialLoops

Joined: 21 July 2005
Posts: 5747

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 3:02pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sukri

girl u are back !!! Awesome !!!

Wow wat a blackmail
Weepy threatening to stop crying :)
Happy threatening to popcorn?
 
 
Happy : You have brain.  You don't use it.  You have a heart.  But you don't use it.  You have a
ROFL

Loved your description for a Saas Bahu fancy dress competition..
 
Gabbar Wohi Thakur Nayi   - u are on a roll here loopy
 
 
This is one of the best W*F you have ever written !!!! ClapClapClap
 
 
 
 
Thanks Subha,  I ran home after work was done and had to write something.  I haven't watched today's episode and not planning on.  Haven't even read the WU.  byt the looks of it, it seems to have been horrible.  I do not have the heart to see it denegrate to such levels.
Thank you for enjoying the post Subha.  You are always kind with your praises.

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

sukri

SeerialLoops IF-Rockerz
SeerialLoops
SeerialLoops

Joined: 21 July 2005
Posts: 5747

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 3:04pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by MentalExotica

LEVEL UP
yes going by the general thumb rule your post and my post have entered in at a time of hell
well for me i cracked up 
i LOLed so hard i had to run to PEE
i am not going to point out what made me laugh because your post grew on me jus like ASR's flute tunes.
can i say i love you?
of course i can LOVE YOUUU
superb
Clap
regards
Gitika
Gitu,
Do you even have to ask.. I lub you too. One thing I am thankful, that words cant express is finding such sweet like minded individuals who all have incredible sense of humor, wit and can call a spade a spade, it is of immense joy.
Thank you so much Gitika.  Your post was superb as usual. 
Rgds
Sudha

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

MentalExotica

SeerialLoops IF-Rockerz
SeerialLoops
SeerialLoops

Joined: 21 July 2005
Posts: 5747

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 3:06pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ttt1

thank you sudha Hug

for such a hiIarious post , much needed after the episde

Priya,
Thanks a lot for liking it.  Havent watched the epsiode and looks like I shouldn't.
Rgds
Sudha
Nope123 IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 16 August 2011
Posts: 14040

Posted: 05 April 2012 at 3:15pm | IP Logged
THE ACCOUNT OF THE MEMBER WHO POSTED THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY BANNED.

If you think this is an error please Contact us.

The following 4 member(s) liked the above post:

Amrita_12dillidikudiSeerialLoopsMentalExotica

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
Removed...Link PG1

2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 38 39

Author: .Lina.   Replies: 307   Views: 176138

.Lina. 307 176138 21 April 2012 at 9:03am by imran78
Must Read Fan Fiction

Author: xCrystalTearx   Replies: 2   Views: 2960

xCrystalTearx 2 2960 07 December 2011 at 12:33am by xCrystalTearx
IPKKND Fan Fiction Index-CLOSED-PG8

2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Author: .Lina.   Replies: 58   Views: 52186

.Lina. 58 52186 20 October 2011 at 4:24am by monsi08

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

Check these Celebrity also

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index