Originally posted by JWMRK
I was sooo inspired by the fancy dress competition...and also a bit depressed...
b) Depressed - because why the hell did I study and slog so much - I should have perfected the art of fancy dressing
Thank you creative team
And so ...I am scouting for some best fancy dressed lines...aand taking inspiration from my cult classics movie 'Sholay' ...here they are...now I know you guys don't know how I look
...so imagine me in all the variety of avatars in this serial ok
a) JW dressed as Payal or Khushi...imagine me stading in the pose of a benevolent fairy or godmother...distributing wealth, kheer, jalebis and Rs5lakh cheques
Dialogue: Ye Ramgarhwale apni choriyon ko kaun si Chakki kaa aata khilate hai, bari karari hoti hain..
Altered to: Ye Guptawale apni ladkiyon to kaunsi halwai ki jalebi khila rahi hain...badi charity queens ho rahi hai
b) JW giving sermons on how to create jalebis, pack dabbas for just 2 episodes, how to sneeze perfectly and the sure shot way to find frauds, terrorists and other unsavory characters who wear dark geelasses
Dialogue: Dekho, Mujhe befuzool baat karne ki aadat to hai nahin
Altered to: Dekho, Mujhe befuzool baat or kaam karne ki aadat to hai nahin
c) JW alernating between Arnav and Khushi
Dialigue: Gabbar ke taap se tumhe ek hi aadmi bachaa sakta hai, ek hi aadmi, khud Gabbar.
Altered to: Is misunderstaning se tumhe ek hi solution bachaa sakta hai, ek hi solution, another misunderstanding
d) JW as a UN peacemaker...now posted on IF IPPKND
Dialogue: Adhey idhar jayo, adhey udhar jayo, baki mere saath aao
Altered to: Arey friends, jab original hi itna great hai to kyun alteration
e) JW in her living room, everytime a comedy or shoutfight appears
Dialogue: Bhaag Dhanno Bhaag! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai
Altered to: Bhaag JW Bhaag,! Aaj tere sense khoney ka sawaal hai
f) JW shutting off the serial telecast midway
Dialogue: Jao jaa ker keh do Gabbar se, Ramgarh waalon ne paagal kutton ke saamne roti daalna bandh kar diya hai.
Altered to: Jao ja ker kah do 4 Lions se, TRP audience ne one episode theme ko dekhna bund kar diya hai.
g) JW after writing a critique
Dialogue: Suna.. poore pachas hajaar.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai, ke yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door...gaav mein jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai beta soja ..soja nahi to gabbar singh aa jaayega.
Altered to: Suna.. poori love isstory hai.. aur isko love story isliye kehte hai, ke yahan se pachaas pachaas week baad...online audience jab phir se 'foul' 'foul' shout karegi...to spoiler kahenge ...chill karo yaar chill karo...nahi to misunderstanding phir see dikhaya jaayega.
g) An exasperated JW to 4 Lions
Dialogue: Loha garam hai, maar do hathauda
Suggestion to 4 Lions,
and any other Lion who is listening...the following will ensure that the misunderstanding stays...and the story still moves on...isnt it great
... The inspiration for this is my lovely friend Ankifan
, whose awesome thread has made me think of great ways to "live with the misunderstanding"
: Khushi finally realises her dhak dhak for Shyam and marries Shyam...Leaves Arnav...Anjali dies ...so does Arnav...Arnav is born as Khushi and Shyam's bitwaa...and hates his mother Khushi...why the nafrat ...we dont know...backround song is not Rabba Ve...but Nafrat Ve
: Khushi finally realises her dhak dhak for Shyam and marries Shyam...leaves Arnav...Hire a poojari as Anjali's love interest (Ankifan
- outstanding peace of advice my friend
)...Anjali re-discovers her first love...pooja...and now begins to love the poojari
...After launching a 'find Khushi-Shyam' mission ...Arnav finally sees Anjali happy ...and goes back to Aman and his business...background score is not Rabba Ve...but Mujhe Bhool jaa rey
: Khushi finally realises her dhak dhak for Shyam and marries Shyam...leaves Arnav...Arnav cries near assorted bonfires...breaks down Shantivan...clenches his fists...and then kills himself...IPPKND season 1 ends...Soon followed by IPPKND Season 2...starring Khushi as a rich arrogant business woman
...and Arnav as a jalebi halwai
...more romance...more passion...more Rabba Ve...Background score is also retained
...Rabba Ve...Rabba Ve ...Rabba Ve...yeahhh
Suggestion 4: Fire Barun Sobti and Sanaya Irani...no more need for any of JW's heartache for any Rabba Ve
Cheers!...and more Rabba Ve
Depressed- you go on this one, JWMRK.
Suggestion 3- Arnie as Jalebi Halwai.
Reminded me of Suraj from Diya and Baati. Today, Shyamu said it in two words smirkingly" His marriage and Khushi's marriage?" Looks like he is the only one who has the grasp of the situation much as I don't like saying it.
In case of shyamu-Khushi marriage, we will need a Imli Hajmoley.
or may be Pudina Hajmole
I came across these two liners compiled by Carl Withers and I thought in terms of Khushi and ASR and vice-versa.
"Pigs like mud, Cows like Squash!
I like you- I do, by Gosh!