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FUN READ - Shyams' thread and khushi's hanky convo

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:02pm | IP Logged
Panky - pssst, Hanky, yoo hooo
Hanky – Kya hai! (What!!) What do you want?
Panky – Here, pssst, on the door handle?
Hanky – What are you doing there?
Panky – what are you doing in his pocket
Hanky – he stole me from khushi
Panky - bas***d, and he left me hanging here
Hanky – he is getting careless

Panky – listen, we got to do something.
Hanky – Shoo! No way, not with you buddy.
Panky – well, darling you keep waiting for Macho Bluetooth of yours, I told him a lie. He's out of charge.
Hanky – I love him, he is dark, modern, sleek and fits so snugly.
Panky – Keep dreaming, I hid his charger, you ain't getting any action till kingdom come
Hanky – I don't care, I will wait if it takes my Macho Bluetooth forever to get fully charged and come to me.
Panky  - Ya know, he's lost his thread. I've still got mine.  
Hanky – you're hanging by a thin thread yourself you idiot. Don't get too confident.
Panky – Look, your Bluetooth's got serious MU (Magnetic Uncertainty). You know what those things do to a man's boys?
Hanky – No, what do they do
Panky – They can't swim
Hanky – So? The pool is only 3-ft, can't swim anyway
Panky – Shit, stupid, I am not talking about swimming in the pool
Hanky – what are you talking about?
Panky – You know the boys who got Pooja Thali in the family way?
 
Hanky – Ah! That reminds me, you really should go back to Pooja Thali.
Panky – There you go again. Pooja Thali is boring, I want you.
Hanky  - I love my Macho Bluetooth, I won't cheat on him, how many times do I repeat myself?
Panky – Bloody Bluetooth, He can Root Canal himself.
Hanky – he is not an actual tooth you idiot.
Panky - I am better, and I can get threadbare in a second for you.
Hanky – Hah! My Bluetooth lasts overnight without losing charge and he blinks like clockwork. Bet you can't do that! Listen, Pooja Thali is an angel. Whats wrong with you!
Panky – She freaking sits in the prayer room all the time. I can't do "it" with all the God's watching!!

Hanky – Tough luck, I can't wipe your tears. I'll save myself to wipe my Macho Bluetooth's snot.
Panky – STOP! Or I will show you what I'm made of.
Hanky – Get off me you cheap cotton thread!!
Macho Bluetooth walks in and thunders – What's going on here? Hanky-Panky?
And then it happened. The terrace scene flashed through his mind, once again rearing its ugly head, reminding him of his running saga of low battery charge, his solemn duty to ring-ring, and his revenge on a thread

 (Why the hell would a Bluetooth want revenge on a Thread? beats me, but it sounded to good to bring back the terrace scene to help Mr. Macho Bluetooth)
 

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:14pm | IP Logged
Brilliant SJ!! You come up with such veiled one liners!!

Hanky ' So? The pool is only 3-ft, can't swim anyway
Panky ' Shit, stupid, I am not talking about swimming in the pool

Question : How long does it take you to write such wonderful nuggets -from conception to posting?



Edited by savvy05 - 04 April 2012 at 4:14pm

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:21pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by savvy05

Brilliant SJ!! You come up with such veiled one liners!!

Hanky ' So? The pool is only 3-ft, can't swim anyway
Panky ' Shit, stupid, I am not talking about swimming in the pool

Question : How long does it take you to write such wonderful nuggets -from conception to posting?


anywhere from 10 mins to 1 hour. LOL

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:26pm | IP Logged
Hahaha that was good...
I had actually just posted a comment abt hanky n panky lol what will be their fate Confused
I am liking ur take   Wink ROFL

Thanks for making me laugh! Smile

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:28pm | IP Logged
This just got better and better as I read alongROFL but the ending is sheer utter brilliance "running saga of low battery charge and solemn duty to ring-ring"ROFLROFLROFL Your creative witty sense of humour just gets better and better.

I loved the metaphor here, LOL


Originally posted by serialjunkie

Hanky ' Hah! My Bluetooth lasts overnight without losing charge and he blinks like clockwork. Bet you can't do that! Listen, Pooja Thali is an angel. Whats wrong with you!
Panky ' She freaking sits in the prayer room all the time. I can't do "it" with all the God's watching!!
 


- Lasts all night into the morning I betLOL



Edited by Rabba-Ve-Delena - 04 April 2012 at 4:34pm

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:33pm | IP Logged
Smriti

Hilarious Post    ROFL

Hanky – I don't care, I will wait if it takes my Macho Bluetooth forever to get fully charged and come to me.

Then Hanky would wait forever because our Hunky is no mood to do anything but just stare


Panky – She freaking sits in the prayer room all the time. I can't do "it" with all the God's watching!!

Have you not heard Delhi mai Bali ??


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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:34pm | IP Logged

Smriti,

This has to be one of your best fun posts (for me anyways).  You are freaking hilarious. 
ROFLROFL
ROFLROFL
How do you get such ideas.  I wanted to quote the lines I liked, but I liked them all.  Especially the Running Saga alterations to suit this post.
You will have to include a Running Saga within a Running Saga within a Running Saga (stole idea from Subha).
I thikn the CVs have figured out the inception chronology.
First level of MU gets 2 months
Second level of MU will get 2 years
One more MU within the MU within the first MU, the serial will be running even after satellites disintegrate?
I think this is what CVs are planning.Wink
Rgds
Sudha


Edited by stafhtad - 04 April 2012 at 4:42pm

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Posted: 04 April 2012 at 4:34pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Sadie101

Hahaha that was good...
I had actually just posted a comment abt hanky n panky lol what will be their fate Confused
I am liking ur take   Wink ROFL

Thanks for making me laugh! Smile


share yours too. would love to read it

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