Originally posted by _QueenofHearts_
Fariha grilling time!!! :D
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? I have no idea...I'm not into sports
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. ? Astaghfirullah
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? They do?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? (i hope there are no boys here
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
because you think you're the best?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? gramatically, yes.
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. ? I have no idea what you're talking about.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Erm no.
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? No :|
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? no..because you have until the end of the month?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? I hate ketchup.
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? I love Barun.
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? I love Barun.
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When you can see the sun!
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? I consider them that
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? I always wondered this..they'd have quite an awesome b'day story to tell..
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? I love Barun.
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? I love Barun.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? I love Barun.
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? *goes to check*
Can you daydream at night?
Yes, if you're up.
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Never noticed.
Can crop circles be square? I love Barun.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? I love Barun.
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? I love Barun.
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
I love Barun.
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? I love Barun.
Can animals commit suicide? I love Barun.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? I love Barun.
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Half & half.
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
I love Barun.
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? I love Barun.
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? I love Barun.
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? I love Barun.
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? I love Barun.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? I love Barun.
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? I love Barun.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
I love Barun.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? I love Barun.
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? I love FM.
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? I love FM.
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? I love FM.
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? I love FM.
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? I love FM.
How fast do hotcakes sell? I love FM.
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
I love FM.
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? I love FM
Can a black person join the kkk? I love FM
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? I love FM
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? I love FM
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? I love FM
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? I love FM
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
I love FM
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? I love FM
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? I love FM
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? Ewww.
Who was Sadie Hawkins? I love Humsafar.
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? I love Humsafar.
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? I love Humsafar.
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? I love Humsafar.
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? I love Humsafar.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? I love Humsafar.
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
I love Humsafar.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? I love Humsafar.
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? I love Humsafar.
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? I love Humsafar.
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? I love Humsafar.
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? I love Humsafar.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? I love Humsafar.
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? I love Humsafar.
Do you yawn in your sleep? No.
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
I love Humsafar.