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anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 9:40am | IP Logged

           Stupid Questions with Smart Answers  Tongue

  BOY : May I hold your hand?
  GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

  GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
  BOY : You love me...   GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
  BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple   GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
  BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??   BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
  GIRL : How soon??   BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
  GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??   SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
  TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.   MAN : You remind me of the sea.
  WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
  MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

  WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
  HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes of  the  mouth.

   MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
   PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

   Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
   Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Enjoys friends Wink

 

 

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good ones...LOL
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