Part 1
By Fozia (walkintomylifex)
Sanya tapped her fingers on her small cup, quietly at first then the noise got louder.
"This pagalhouse is maha dull," she muttered, knocking the cup against the wall to make it even louder so she could be heard.
Annie
huffed as she opened her eyes, her beauty sleep being disturbed.
Annoyed, she got off the small bed in her small isolated room, about to
investigate the noise when some shuffling was heard from the room to her
left.
Iqz, oblivious to her pagalhouse surroundings, had her
eyes closed & was spinning around in a trance as she danced to Jab
Se Tere Naina, her beloved Shaan's infamous towel dance song. Her feet
stomped against the floor, something which caught the attention of Sara
who was drawing butterflies with chalk on her wall.
Sara banged
on her wall to get Iqz to stop making shuffling noises with her dancing,
but instead irritated Fozia whose room was on her left, who sat on the
floor playing thumb wars against herself. She scooted across the floor
& banged on her wall to get Sara to stop banging.
The
pagalhouse wardens heard the scuffling & banging & began to open
each of the kameenians' 5 rooms to inspect. Panicking, Sanya hid under
her bed when she noticed a hole!
Annie's room was visible from this medium sized hole, & Annie's hair was visible as she laid upside down on her bed.
Sanya pulled Annie's hair, which led to a ear piercing shriek from Annie.
Iqz
heard the scream & assumed her Shaan was calling out to her. She
began running around her room, hands in her air saying "Shaan, come
& save me! Shaan!"
Sara wondered who on earth the pagal was
to her left & mistakenly banged on the side of the wall next to
Fozia's room. Fozia banged back to get Sara to stop banging.
So
there was screaming from the first 2 rooms, self screaming from the
middle room & angry screaming through walls from the last 2 rooms.
Just a normal day in the pagalhouse. Except...
The alarms went
off, signalling an temporary evacuation of the pagalhouse. The
kameenians were led out by the wardens, Sanya still clutching her jaan
se pyaara empty boost cup.
Stood outside in the cold December
air, Sanya shivered when she saw a small opening to the gate, the gate
which led them out of the pagalhouse.
Sneaking out from the crowd
of pagals, she waved her cup in the air as she legged it for freedom.
Sara quickly caught sight of this & made a break for it too, her
arms in the air waving after having seen liberation.
It didn't take long for Annie, Iqz & Fozia to carry out the same procedure, their arms in the air too.
The
wardens called, warning sirens went off & bare people chased the
kameenians. But it was too late, as their freedom had begun...
Bored as hell, & itching because of the leaves, the kameenians found themselves hiding in the bushes.
"I know," Sara chirped. "Let's play hide & seek!"
"Yay!"
Annie responded, & they all played hide & seek in the bushes
for a bit, before playing tag you're it, a kameenian favourite.
"Wait," Fozia said after they'd passed their boredom. "Where's Iqz?"
"Crap, we've lost her," Sanya said. "We'll have to find her before one of the pagalhouse people get her."
Panicking
for their kameenian, the girls rooted around when Sara sniffed the
smell of cooking. She led the girls to a secluded area where Iqz was
found, cooking kebabs on a bbq.
"Hungry?" Iqz asked, grinning as she munched into her achaar which she had miraculously cooked up through her love of achaar.
They
enjoyed the kebabs, sharing their pagal stories & how their parents
had banished them to the pagalhouse when Annie realised the people
might still be searching for them.
The kameenians grabbed all
the food & legged it, making their way into the town centre where
they saw their one true love - primark.
A huge grin erupted on their faces as they walked inside, loving the cheapy chappals.
Annie
managed to waiver them discounts after her flirting with the store
manager & winking. Sanya managed to get her boost fix after
wrestling it off an old woman in exchange for a primark taree.
The kameenians left the store, armed with new clothes, boost & the promise of a primark filled future.
Part 2
By Sara (MaaneetLuverr)
Just as we stepped out of primark,,sanya spots something Parked outside...
Sanya: oii guys let's go in the black limo ...we deserve a treat after all this running around!
So they all jump in the black limo and Were enjoying the ride listening to *Imran khan Amplifier*
Fozia: urghh I don't want to listen to this boring song,, excuse me Mr driver man can you change the song?!
Iqz: noo leave it I love imran khan his voice is amazing
Sara: ermm I thought you loved Shaan ur so called boyfriend!!
Sanya:
she likes everyone Marn one day Shaan, another day imran and another
day it's the badman can't you just make ur mind up woman
Annie: leave her alone guys it's her choice on who she liked or not pfftt!!
Driver:: Oii kuriyee shurrup and get out the Limo we're here!!
The
kameenians step out the limo as if they were celebrities stepping on
the red carpet, the sight in front of them left their jaws dangling,
they couldnt believe their luck!! They were at the doorstep of the most
famous boxer of the world. THE KING OF ALL KHANS.AMIR KHAN.
Annie:
someone catch me I'm going to faint Arghhh I can't believe my eyes. we
are at my hubby's house!!! Finally my dream of becoming Mrs Annie Khan
is going to come true.
Fozia: hmmph your not the only one who loves him.
Sara: Pfft why we all standing here like retards?! Let's go inside the mansion and see what goodies this Munda has.
Sanya
runs the fastest from the kameeni'z to the house as she wants to see if
amir has any crayons so she can colour her cup. When the kameenians go
inside they all charge to the trampoline which was probably belonged to
amir'z nephew. They all raid his kitchen which was filled with ben &
jerry ice-cream and eat till their tummy'z are full. Fozia went to put
on some of Amir'z lynx but annie got jelous and both started a cat fight
over the bottle, Iqz was playing on his karaoke machine and Sara and
sanya were fighting as usual over the last piece of chocolate..after an
hour of fighting they all got tired and decided to watch last night'z
repeat of Clifford the nig red dog but sanya sneaks off to Ak'z secret
compartment to see if Amir has any boost, she searches everywhere but
finds nothing,,poor kameeni starts wailing because she found no boost
Sanya: it's not fair cup,he has everything but not boost!!
the other kameeni'z try to console sanya but Sara comes from behind and whacks sanya on the head with a pink pillow
Sara: PILLOW FIGHTTT!!!
Annie
gets a red pillow,,while fozia choose a sexy black one and the other 2
get a purple and blue one and all of them start hitting each other with
pillows. Annie goes crazy and starts whacking everything when suddenly
she hits something rock hard. She stops in her track as the feathersfall
down and she drools over the guy infront of her...it was the one and
only Amir Khan! Annie just keeps staring at Amir while the song *tere
mast mast do nain* plays in her head whilst Amir is staring and thinking
*What the hell is going on?!*
The kameeni'z are awestruck on
seeing Amir that they all start drooling over him,,Fozia takes this
opportunity and claims Amir for herself!! The other'z get out of dreamy
mode and start fighting!!
Annie pulls his arm towards herself away from fozia
Annie::Let goo Amir is mine and sirff mine!!
Fozia pulls amir'z other arm to her away from Annie...
Fozia: Never, Pfft why should I?! I'm never letting go of this Munda!!
Sanya: well if you want him you'll all have to go through me
She starts pulling Amir'z left leg whilst the other 2 are still holding on to his arms.
Iqz: guys, there's a better way to sort this problem out...
Annie: how?!
Iqz: give him to me!!
She
grabs amir'z dangling leg whilst Amir is maha confused on what'z
happening.. Suddenly he feels someone grabbing his head...it was Sara!!
Oh great what more can they grab from Amir now!!
Sara: hands off this one is all mine and I don't care what you guys say!
All
5 of them were playing tug of war and pulling Amir wiv all their
strength little did they know that Amir was starting to lose
conscience!! The kameeni'z broke Amir from head to toe and he was
squirting blood from everywhere!! Annie had a maha breakdown
Annie::Nahiiinnn!! How could this happen?! My Strong 6 pack Amir is broken into little pieces of meat!!
Sanya
calls 999 whilst the other kameeni'z pull Annie away and hide as the
ambulance come and take Amir to the hospital.Annie decides that she will
meet Amir at any cost even if it means going behind the kameenian'z
backs!! she slowly sneaked out wearing her new primark chappals making
sure no one caught her. She finally reached the hospital but had to wear
her bhurka incase people recognised her..she found Amir'z ward and
couldn't take her eyes off the sleeping soul.
Annie: gawshh why is this man soo beautiful...eeeks I could just eat him up for being so yummy looking
Annie
walks in and blows on Amir'z soft eyelids to sooth him..He feels the
cool blow and opens his eyes slowly and meets them with annie'z
sparkling eyes..
Annie: Amir,I'm soo soo sorry for hurting
you,I never meant to do it,it was all a mistake,,I can never dream of
hurting you like this!!
Amir: shhh jaan I know you meant well but it
didn't go your way... don't waste your breath on talking when we can do
something else...
Both inch forward to each other for there lips to meet when BAM!!!!!
Part 3
By Iqz (Maaneet.Lover)
Amir
opens his mouth and burps in Annie's face!!! Annie's eyes are shut as
she was expecting a soft, warm kiss coming her way but the second she
felt air coming from Amir on her face she snapped open her eyes and
glared at Amir, horrified. Her shocked expression turns into an
infuriated one and as Amir realizes this he covers his mouth with his
hand thinking HOLY SHIT. Annie, angry as ever gives Amir a deathly look
as she immediately gets up and turns around, making her way for the
door. She is about to turn the door handle when she hears Amir call out
to her.
Amir: Annie! Baby! I didn't mean to burp in your face! Please don't go! I'm really really sorryyy!
Annie turns around, furious and rudely mimics what he
said previously "'don't waste your breath on talking when we can do
something else.' She then adds "Yeah, what is that something else?
BELCHING in people's faces?!!"
Amir: It's all coz of my bloody nerves. Hospitals
intimidate me which makes me nervous and so I become very gassy. I
didn't wanna burp in your face but it just came and I thought that would
have been less worse than letting it come out of the other end - my
ass.
He chuckled.
Amir: I do really REALLY smelly farts and you would have ended up unconscious and then on a hospital bed'like me.
Amir hesitated as he looked up to meet Annie's eyes.
Annie gave him a serious, cold glare but then immediately started
laughing. Amir was surprised to see her laughing as he just confessed
his secret about his fear of hospitals and gas problems but Annie was
just having a laughing fit. But then as he paid closer attention to
Annie he started getting mesmerised by her beauty and her laughter.
Annie soon realised that Amir was just staring at her and she quickly
became silent.
Amir looked down, fearing that he got caught gaping
and asked "don't you wanna say anything?" Annie responded, "If your
farts are so lethal, why don't you do them in your boxing matches,
you'll win every single match" and burst into laughter again. Amir
started laughing too and then he said in a cute little voice "so I'm
forgiven?" Annie smiled and nodded her head.
Amir gave Annie his million dollar smile which made
her angelic heart skip a beat and they moved nearer to each other. Both
inched forward for their first kiss attempt no 2 and Amir's sensor that
recorded his heart beats started beeping rapidly as they got closer.
They both looked up at it and Annie asked huskily "nerves or just
excitement?" Amir replied with a sexy grin "bit of both". Annie then
moved closer to Amir and whispered seductively "watch what happens to
the sensor now". She leaned on him as she kissed him full on the lips
and Amir's heart beat sensor beeped so much that it just exploded. Annie
broke away from his lips and giggled at the broken machinery. Amir
jerked her back to him while holding her by the waist and stroked her
face with his loose hand. "You had your turn, now it's mine baby" and
then pinned her down on his hospital bed (with much difficulty thanks to
the kameenians) [muhahahahah]
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Back at the Khan mansion Sara and Sanya the two nutty
lovers (romy-julie/maan-geet) noticed that Annie was missing. They
decided to use their junior/baby don skills and discovered that Annie
has made her way to the hospital. They set out to find her on Amir's
expensive hayabusa motorbike and zoomed their way to the hospital. They
took the long route as both were enjoying the ride, Sanya in particular
as she was holding her precious cup in the air singing to it as the wind
blew, making her sexy hair blow in her face. (And on her cup)
They soon arrived at the hospital and found their way
to the ward where Amir was kept. Both dons got the surprise of their
lives as they peeked in the window and to their horror observed that
Annie and Amir were in the middle of a love making session! Sanya almost
dropped her cup in astonishment but Sara caught it on time! Sanya gave
Sara an appreciative look for saving her jaan and then the two moved
away from the window and decided to go back and inform the other two
spazzes.
As they left the hospital Sanya ran off to a corner
to quickly apologise to her cup. Sara followed and watched her. "I'm so
sorry cupppyy, your innocence is ruined..I should have shut your lil
masoom ankhe at the window but I was too shocked seeing Annie and Amir
doing naughty things that I didn't realise you were watching too. I'm
such a bad mother. I let my child watch po*n! Sharam kar Sanya!" and she
slapped herself. Sara exploded into a fit of laughter and dragged Sanya
back to the motorbike where they headed back to the Khan residence to
inform the others about their alarming findings.
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Fozia and Iqz are happily trying on new and different tarees at the Khan mansion.
"Oh Fozi look at me in this brown taree, don't you
think I look like a kebab?" Iqz asked excitedly as she admired herself
in Amir's gold framed mirror. Fozia finished fixing the pleats on her
lilac taree and looked up to Iqz. "Yes Iqz, but you don't just look like
any old kebab...you look like SHAAN's kebab" Iqz gave foz a big smile
but that changed into a curious expression. "How do YOU know what
SHAAN's kebab looks like?!" Foz replied back with a sly grin "Erm, he
showed me" Iqz mouth curved into a big fat O but fozia quickly added
"JOKE!"
They both then decided to roll around on the floor in
Amir's big living room and ended up getting tangled in their tarees.
At that point Sara and Sanya rushed into the room, both out of breath.
"WHAT?!" Fozia and Iqz yelled simultaneously from the
floor after hearing the shocking and unexpected news from Sanya and
Sara. "WE MUST GO AND TEACH THAT LIL BETRAYING DESPO NUTTER A LESSON"
Fozia exclaimed and the others agreed. Sanya like a looney decided to
call the cops so they could all be escorted to the hospital but they
never picked up, fortunately. By the grace of God Iqz and Fozia managed
to un-tangle themselves by tearing their tarees, and then all the
kameenis legged it to hospital.
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"There she is" Sara pointed through the window of
Amir's ward and the other kameenis peered in. Iqz and fozia let out a
shocked gasp as they saw Annie on top of Amir, kissing and caressing his
chest. Thankfully the hospital bed sheet was covering most of them but
it was evident that both were nude as their clothes scattered all over
the floor. "What do we do?" Iqz asked, shaking her head repeatedly as
she tried to erase the image of what she had just witnessed. "Let's just
go in there and drag her out" Sara suggested, and the others all
nodded. "She will be maha embarrassed and ashamed" added Fozia and they
all sniggered. Sanya decided that she didn't want to go in there. "Why
aren't you coming in with us?" Sara asked and Sanya pointed to her cup.
"I am not letting my baby watch another po*n show, so like a good mother
I shall stay out here with it. You guys go in and catch that kameeni
red-handed." Fozia Sara and Iqra started laughing at Sanya's 'motherly'
antics with her cup. "As you wish" they said and got ready to burst in
on the lovebirds inside the room.
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"Mmm this feels so good" Amir moaned as Annie traced a
line of wet soft kisses down his neck till his chest. "If only these
bandages weren't in the way then I could taste you properly" Annie
huskily whispered. Amir started drawing patterns along the back of
Annie's shoulders with his long, fine fingers and Annie started arching
her body, enjoying the feel of his touch. Both were lost in each other
then suddenly they heard the door bang open and they froze in horror.
"Thought you could fool us huh Annie?" Fozia said
with a taunting glare as she tapped her foot continuously on the floor.
"Didn't think we would find out?" added Iqz as she folded her arms
across her chest and stood next to Fozia. "My my my, someone's been
naughty" Sara stated as she looked at the guilty couple up and down and
moved next to Iqz.
"It-it's not what you think!" Annie exclaimed quickly
"I-I was just-erm-checking Amir-Amir's bandages! Yeah-that's what I was
doing. They, um became loose so I was just-erm-fixing them."
Fozia interrupted: so you had to sit on top of Amir to check them?
Iqz: and with your mouth?
Sara: that too naked?
Amir and Annie blushed a deep shade of red.
Amir: Okay fine we can't lie to you anymore. What you
just saw is what actually happened. We did erm 'get naughty,' but it's
alright because I love Annie with my heart and soul and this was a way
of expressing it to her. She knows how much she means to me and I cannot
live without her. Please I want to be with her and I need all of your
blessings.
Sara: pshhht you aint getting MY blessings
Iqz and fozia: yeah same here!
Amir: what if I let you all stay in the Khan Mansion
and you guys can have whatever you want- be it diamond embroidered
tarees (he looks at fozia) to endless kebabs and achaar (he looks at
Iqz) and anything and everything you wish to have (looks at Sara)
Sara Iqz and fozia: OKAY DONE!
They all go up to amir and do their trademark *spit* and *shake* action to seal their deal 😉
Annie: awww thanks guys, I love you kameenis so so so much!!!
S.F.I: we all love you too annieee
Iqz: now put on some bloody clothes annie and meet us outside!
Sara: Amir when are you getting discharged from the hospital?
Amir: I don't know, hopefully tonight, the doctors just need to check my reports and my heart beat etc.
He quickly looks at Annie as he said that and she gives him a secret wink.
Fozia: okay then let us know and we'll send a car for
you to come and collect you. In the meantime we shall all go back to
your house if that's alright with you.
Iqz goes out to get Sanya [and the cup] and gives
them the good news about everything that was just discussed. Sanya wants
to see Annie and Amir but Iqz tells her that they are still on the bed
together with just a mere sheet covering them. Sanya decides to 'cover
the eyes' of her cup and walks in with Iqz. Sanya conveys her wishes for
Annie and Amir and the four kameenis are about to leave so Annie can
get dressed and then join them outside so they go back.
As the kameenis make their way towards the door Amir
quickly says with a sly look that wasn't unnoticed by Sanya "Oh before
you go could one of you let me borrow your phones, I need to make an
important call. I'll give the phone back to you when I see you next."
Fozia handed hers as the battery was almost dead (LOL) and they all go
out and sit on the benches waiting for Annie to come. After five minutes
Annie comes out and the five lunatics make their way back to Khan
Mansion, cracking their usual retarded jokes on the way.
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They got to the lavish and luxurious residence of
their future home and as per norm began to get up to their crazy ways.
Iqz was in the kitchen hunting for kebabs to sniff and rub on herself,
fozia was wrapping tens of sheets of tarees around her and rolling down
the stairs again and again. Sara went to each room and licked the walls
whilst Annie took each of Amir's photos and literally drooled on them.
Sanya felt suspicious about Amir back in the hospital so she went to
'give cuppy a tour of the mansion' but really she wanted to do some
investigations to confirm her doubts.
She started off her enquiry in Amir's bedroom. Upon
entering it she saw tonnes of posters of Amir on the wall, and to her
surprise some were of them were of him NAKED! She screamed and fainted
but miraculously cuppy saved her from hurting herself as she fell, and
after a little while she gained consciousness. Thankfully nobody had
heard her scream. "Who knew Amir was such a mental freak" she told her
cup "he's even more retarded than we are! He should be in the
pagalhouse, not us!"
She snooped around in his bedroom and didn't find
anything to verify her suspicions so she decided to go back downstairs
when something caught her eye.
Slightly sticking out from under his king-sized bed
was a group photo of the kameenis. "How did he get this?" Sanya thought
out loud and she bent down to pick it up. She smiled as she saw the
picture of her and her girls but attached was a small note. She turned
the note over and after a minute of examining the content she dropped
it, astounded. AMIR WAS AN UNDERCOVER PAGAL HOUSE PERSON WHO WAS SENT TO
ARREST THE KAMEENIS!!!
Part 4
By Anniie (..Angel..)
"KAMEEENIAAANSSS!" Sanya screamed as loud as she
could. How the hell did we let this happen?! She thought to herself. We
need to do something! Omg my cup! My poor poor baby! If I get arrested
my baby will be taken into care! Nahiiin, she thought, I can't let that
happen, my baby needs it's mother!
As Sanya was rocking her precious little cup in her arms, the other kameenians rushed in.
"Oye this best be something important, I was having fun licking the walls!" Sara gave Sanya a cold, hard glare.
"And I was trying on some gorgeous tarees until you screamed! Humph!" Fozia folded her arms and turned to face away from Sanya.
"And I was so so near to finding some kebabs, till
you spoilt it by your loud scream!" Iqra starts crying and stamping her
feet like a little child.
"Oye you retards that ain't even important, I was
missing Amir, so I was drooling over his gorgeous pics, until this
retard here" Anniie pokes Sanya with her finger "screamed so loud that
the lions in Africa probably got scared too!"
The four kameenians started to cry, whilst trying to comfort each other.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUTUP AND LISTEN TO MEEE!?" Sanya screamed once again. At this rate I'm going to lose my voice she thought.
A silence fell quickly in Amir's bedroom.
Sanya let out a sigh of relief. "Thank you." She
walked over to the kameenians who were standing by the door. "Guys move
over there" She pointed towards the other end of the room. The
kameenians listened to her and did as she told them to, they didn't want
her biting their heads off again with her screams. Sanya closed the
door, and turned the key in it to lock it. She went over to the bedroom
window, closed it and did the blinds.
She put her baby cup onto the bed, and patted it till it fell asleep. The other kameenians rolled their eyes at each other.
"Iqz put your hand over Ann's mouth, right now" Sanya
ordered Iqra. "Sara hold her arms, and Foz stand in front of the door,
so that she doesn't run out." All the kameenians turned around to look
at each other, all of them seemed confused by Sanya's weird orders.
"Oye retard what the hell do you think you're doing?
You can think again cause no-one is going to touch me okay!" Anniie gave
Sanya a glare.
Sanya turned to face Iqz, Sara and Foz "What are you waiting for go do it now!" She placed extra emphasis on 'now'.
They started walking over to Anniie. Anniie stepped
backwards and fell over Amir's boxing gloves. "Come near me any of you,
and I'll punch you guys!" She threatened them all.
"Just go do it guys" Sanya ordered. The kameenians
did as they were told. Sara grabbed Annie's arms, whilst Iqz put her
hand over her mouth. Foz stood at the door as she was ordered to do.
Anniie tried to struggle so that Sara would let go, but woah Sara seemed
to be made out of steel.
"Sanzz just tell us what's wrong man, and why are you making us do this to Annie?" Iqz said, frustrated by the suspense.
"Okay okay I am. By the way sorry Ann, but it's for
the best of you, you know I love ya really." She walked over to the
picture that she had dropped earlier on, she picked it up and brought it
over to the Kameenians. "Look at this guys" She showed them the massive
picture of all the kameenians.
"Awwwh, Amir jeeju loves us all so much!" Fozia called out from the door.
"That's so cute man" Iqz smiled at Annie who had tears in her eyes by now.
"Who would have known, the Amir Khan is such a big softie at heart!" Sara commented.
Sanya slaps her forehead. "Hahaha, Amir and a
softie?" She starts laughing like a mental person. "Well maybe the real
Amir is but we don't know him so we'll never know, but all I can say is
this Amir is definatly not a softie!"
"Wh-what do you mean real Amir?" Fozia stuttered.
"This so called Amir isn't Amir. He's a complete
FAKE!" Sanya replied. "He's been cheating us all this while!" She
turned the picture around so that the note on the back was facing the
Kameenians. It read:
Dear Jay,
Five Kameenians ' Sara, Sanya, Fozia, Iqz &
Annie. Escaped from the mental hospital. In Amir's mansion. Amir is on
holiday, so you shall go in that mansion pretend to be Amir as you look
like him, and capture & arrest these kameenians! They've caused
enough chaos as it is. You catch them & give them to us and we'll
get you a mansion like the real Amir's and give you 5 million dollars.
The pictures of the kameenians should be attached to this note. Mission
Kameenians has officially started as soon as you have read this &
are in the Khan Mansion.
GoodLuck. By the way beware the kameenians are EXTREMLY dangerous things.
-The Mental Hospital Police People. (TMHPP)
The kameenians turned around to stare at each other, their eyes wide after reading the horrific note.
"OH.." Iqz started.
"MY.." Sara continued.
"GOD!" Fozia finished.
"Exactly! That's why I screamed, cause I found this!" Sanya looked at them with a glare.
As they were still recovering from the shock of the
note, Anniie bit Iqz's hand and shoved Sara with her elbow in the
stomach. Iqz & Sara shocked by Annie's reaction started screaming.
Anniie ran and grabbed the note from Sanya's hands, she ripped it into
pieces. "It's all lies!" She started crying and screaming. It couldn't
be true! This was her Amir; he just could not be a fake!
"It's true Ann, get a grip of yourself, and stop
screaming for god's sake my cuppy baby is asleep! Shhh!" Sanya put a
finger to her lips
"I can't believe it the khotta cheated me, such a big fat liar!" Anniie started crying more.
Foz ran over from the door. "Guyysss, we need a plan!
We need to escape from here before Amir, Jay whoever the guy is gets
here!"
"I say we rob all his stuff, and leg it somewhere!" Sara grinned, proud of herself that she came up with such a splendid plan.
"Duhhh but leg it where?" Iqra asked, glaring at Anniie and then glancing back at her poor hand.
"Africa." Anniie wiped her tears. She was going to be strong; she didn't need that Jay-Amir guy!
"Africa??!" The other kameenians said together.
"Yup Africa! We can ride on lions, innit!"
"Not a bad idea you know..." Fozia said.
"Come on guys, there's no other option!" Anniie
glanced at the kameenians. Just then there was a beep, Anniie looked at
her mobile which was on the floor, she picked it up and saw that there
was 1 new text message:
baby im on my way home, see u in 10 mins. I luv u xxx
"Guyyss we need to hurry up, the khotta will be here in 10 mins!" She throwed her mobile back across the room.
"Okay I agree with Ann let's leg it to Africa!" She smiled at Anniie. "What do you think Iqz & Sara?"
They both nodded their heads. The Kameeenians were headed for Africa!
"Let's nick all his stuff first, am going to go get all the kebabs I found" Iqz rushed off downstairs.
"Same here, am nicking the tarees!" Fozi went after Iqz.
"I don't know what I want, I'll just pick up everything I like innit" Sara ran like a lunatic out of the room.
Anniie sat on the edge of the bed. A tear dropped down her face. "Can't believe he lied to me" She said.
Sanya went over to Anniie and hit her with a pillow "Oye you got us kameenians why do you want that khotta for?"
Anniie smiled. "You're right I got the best
kameenians in the world!" Just then Anniie heard a car pulling up
outside the mansion, she went over to the window, did the blinds back
and glanced out. It was him. That stupid khotta. Anniie looked back at
Sanya "He's here! LEG ITTT!" She screamed. She ran out of the room,
Sanya followed with her cup in her hands.
"Don't worry cuppy it'll be alright mummy's with you" She assured the cup.
They reached downstairs, where the other three
kameenians were nicking loads of things. "Oyeee, kameenians that khotta
is here! LEG ITTT!" Anniie screamed. The kameenians started rushing out
of the back door of the mansion. Anniie stopped, she picked up an oil
bottle from the kitchen went over to the front door and spilt the oil
all over the floor. She ran back to the kitchen and hid behind the door
to see Jay walking in, he fell. She had got her revenge. Iqz came back
to see where Anniie had gone, she saw Jay on the floor, and tried not to
laugh, the guy looked so funny on the floor. She grabbed Anniie and
they ran out of the back door with the other Kameenians.
"Omg you should have seen him!" Iqz laughed like a maniac telling the other kameenians about the oil incident.
"He looked hilarious!" Anniie laughed with them all.
"That's what he gets for messing with us kameenians!" Sanya winked at them all.
They were all walking away from the mansion, they
reached a hill and climbed it. They could see the mansion in the
distance. They all linked arms and stared at the mansion.
"We did it guys!" Sara said excitedly. "Africa is going to be so much fun!"
"I'm going to call my lion Amir Khan The King Khan
Lion ' King Of All Lions" Anniie replied. "By the way am calling him
after the REAL Amir, not that stupid khotta Jay! I am still in love with
my hero Amir!" She goes into her dream mode.
"Mine's going to be called Lion!" Fozia patted herself on the back for coming up with such a unique name.
"Mine is going to be named Chotaa Don!" Iqz said with an evil laugh.
"Sanzz The Lion, is what I'm going to call mine!
Cuppy came up with the idea! Haye my cuppy is chooo intelligent!" Sanya
gave the cup a kiss.
"Mine shall be Maha Lion!" Sara added.
"Well we've all named our lions all we need to do is, go to Africa and get our lions!" Anniie jumped up and down!
"AFRICAAA HEREEE WE COMEEE!" The Kameenians screamed, they ran down the hill and into the sunset.
They were heading for Africa where their dreams
awaited them but little did they know that someone else was waiting for
them too. Someone who would destroy them and get his love back...
- THE END -
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Will the Kameenians reach Africa? Will they get their lions!? & Most importantly will their friendship survive?
Africa: Where Dreams Come True.
COMING SOOON!
(On the next Kameeni b'day, which is Sara's in May!)
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