More sardar jokes

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Posted: 25 October 2004 at 9:41am | IP Logged


Good Morning,
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchanged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, and sits on the branch regularly.

A man asks why he does this.

Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: Oye take an umbrella and go.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to you'...........

Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok Sirji! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish : when I die, I wana die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his
sleep not screamin like all d
passengers in d car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what
you call
modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking
at evening not in the
morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM
not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes 2 china 2 find the meaning of friends last

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local sardars
have so far found 500 bodies and
are still digging for more..




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very funny...thank you
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