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Parrot of the honeymooning couple.

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Posted: 25 October 2004 at 3:59am | IP Logged

A honeymooning couple purchased a talking parrot on their vacation and took it to their room, but the bridegroom became annoyed with the bird when it kept up a running commentary on his lovemaking skills. Finally he threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the bird to the zoo if it didn't stay quiet. Early the next morning, packing to return home, they couldn't close a large suitcase.
"You get on top and I'll try," the groom instructed. But that didn't work.
The new bride figured they must need more weight on top of the suitcase to shut it.
"Darling, YOU get on top and I'll try." Still no success.
Finally the annoyed groom said, "Look, let's both get on top."

At that point the parrot used his beak to pull the towel off the cage and said, "Zoo or no zoo, I just have to see this!"

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NAUGHTY PARROT!Tongue
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Posted: 25 October 2004 at 8:51pm | IP Logged
LOLvery naughty parrot
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Posted: 26 October 2004 at 9:14am | IP Logged
LOL OMG ...what a brave parrot.....LOL
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Posted: 26 October 2004 at 5:01pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL wow parrots have naughty minds
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Posted: 27 October 2004 at 1:45am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL Ajkal ka ParrotLOL
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LOLLOL.............ParrotLOL
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