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*Growls and sniffs the ground* ... Crawls to the muddy ground and commences her cobra snake moves on the glorious glorious dirty floor. Never has MUD looked so much sexier and eatable *adds salt and pepper onto the mud*. When Gurmeet had the brown mud penetrating the streaks of his hair, I wanted to brush those locks, rip it from his scalp and eat them! 😈
Yes my little hair eating, mud splashing beloveds! Walk slowly away from this mudilicious psychopath who is now currently DROOLING over mud. Did you and I repeat .. DID YOU watch the ZEE TV SBS Holi segment? Because if you have not - I ostracize you right this very moment. *Points shaking fingers and sobs uncontrollably* 'How dare you not watch the most hottest video in the history of John Abraham wearing a bikini in Dostana!?' Exit this post and RUN for your life! Watch that video and report your panting self back to me!
I hereby announce to the Punar Vivah planet that 'Yellow' is officially my favourite colour. Ooh la la ooh la la ooh la la ooh la la Yellow hai meri fantasy! Chu me chu me! Chu me chu me! Embrace me with your yellow-teee! Remix!
My name is Yellow
Yellow ki dewaani
Yellow Gurmeet is too sexy for you
Mein uski mud ki hai dewaani!
*Raises yellow flags* OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE! Sorry for my girlish rants but honestly I accidentally came across the video and I BASICALLY died. In fact, Ghost Samira reporting here. 😳 He looked SO amazing wet and dirty.
Yellow just brought out his dark hair, dark stubble and dark eyelashes. I was so unbelievably jealous! I actually sat back and got a tad emotional. Why couldn't he meet me first? Why didn't I have the chance to force him to fall in love with me? WHY WHY WHY WHY! I just sometimes am taken aback my how abnormally beautiful this human specimen is. It seems like I will NEVER get bored complimenting him!
The beauty is painful. I actually doubled over and groaned in physical pain. After this segment, if anyone comes up to me and tells me that he is not good looking - I'm going to 7khoonmaaf them and when I die, I will 'ami jeh tomar them with a bengali dance in the middle of a jungle and bhool bhulaya them to death'. I will then 'gumnaam hai koi' in a white sari - eyes searching for anyone who dares to defy his eyes, eyelashes and hands!
Now excuse me whilst I take my place on the muddy ground in my Devdas tawaif outfit as I 'Maar Dala' on the ground with my floor vacuuming moves. *Maar Dala floor sweeps towards Gurmeet as he romances with the mud'.
Regards
Ghost Sammy
Yellow ki dewaani
Yellow Gurmeet is too sexy for you
Mein uski mud ki hai dewaani!
*Raises yellow flags* OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE! Sorry for my girlish rants but honestly I accidentally came across the video and I BASICALLY died. In fact, Ghost Samira reporting here. 😳 He looked SO amazing wet and dirty.
Yellow just brought out his dark hair, dark stubble and dark eyelashes. I was so unbelievably jealous! I actually sat back and got a tad emotional. Why couldn't he meet me first? Why didn't I have the chance to force him to fall in love with me? WHY WHY WHY WHY! I just sometimes am taken aback my how abnormally beautiful this human specimen is. It seems like I will NEVER get bored complimenting him!
The beauty is painful. I actually doubled over and groaned in physical pain. After this segment, if anyone comes up to me and tells me that he is not good looking - I'm going to 7khoonmaaf them and when I die, I will 'ami jeh tomar them with a bengali dance in the middle of a jungle and bhool bhulaya them to death'. I will then 'gumnaam hai koi' in a white sari - eyes searching for anyone who dares to defy his eyes, eyelashes and hands!
Now excuse me whilst I take my place on the muddy ground in my Devdas tawaif outfit as I 'Maar Dala' on the ground with my floor vacuuming moves. *Maar Dala floor sweeps towards Gurmeet as he romances with the mud'.
Regards
Ghost Sammy
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