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Posted: 26 February 2012 at 11:08pm | IP Logged
ROFLJunior NTR Nandamuri Balakrishna: Sms jokes
 

Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai

Balaya: UU coffee Ra

jr. NTR: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college

Balaya: it is 'Balayya Medical College of Engineering'ROFL

Jr NTR: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.

Balaya: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as 'I 2 luv u' and I was thinking, who the 2 are.

Jr NTR: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?

Balaya: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to " Take Ur seat' and so I brought it home in my land rover

FLASH NEWS:

King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?
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he watched the dance video of balayya..
 
 

Balayya is remaking TITANIC as

"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and...

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TITANIC on other hand.
 

ATHADU DIALOGUE:

Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha


Balayya cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..

polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.
 
Simha Jokes
Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .
Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each
Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.
Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)
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JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low...
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)
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BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.
JR NTR. Bathikinda
BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu...chanchindi :)
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Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.
BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"
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NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)

P S They are damn funny so thought of sharing it,credit goes to various uploadersTongue

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Posted: 27 February 2012 at 1:31pm | IP Logged
ROFL
i love balayya for his sencesLOL

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