Suvi *glares at Neha*: WHO took my bangles?!
Neha: Don't look at me!
Pari: Can't everyone get along without fighting?
Neha: Exactly! Who cares about your bangles anyways? You aren't the bride
Suvi: I'm not, but I am the witness! And witnesses need to look pretty.
Pari: *points at Noori* She's the star of today, and she's the one who needs to look pretty.
Suvi: She already does! I'm sure that the best night of Sarah's life will be tonight
Pari: Stop sharmaying kudiye, lets go down and get you married!
Imam: *reads out wedding contract to Noori and Sarah*
Noori & Sarah: Qubool hai *signs contract*
Suvi (bride's side):Yay! The wedding's done!
Rani (groom's side): No, you doofus. There's more!
Noori: I, Noori, offer you myself in marriage in accordance with the instructions of the Jot, Aashifa and the rest of the CCs, chocolates and lollies be upon them. I pledge, in honesty and sincerity, to be the most annoying and demanding wife you'll ever have.
Sarah: HMPH! I pledge, in honesty and sincerity, to never let you live in peace as long as I am your husband *determined muh*
Rani: Uhh, guys...I think you aren't meant to start your roothna-manana yet!
Yuvika: Let's go check out the food! *exits the room*
Everyone else: *screams in excitement and throws confetti on the bride and groom*
Shareen: It's food time!
Sami: *drooling at food* Sarah has arranged quite a marevllous feast for us, hasn't she?
Suvi: GOL GAPPAS! OMG! *runs off*
Shareen: Now what?
Sami: I guess you're just meant to look at how cute Noori and Sarah look together..
*Noori and Sarah are seated next to each other, with a dupatta covering their heads*
Some Auntyji: *reads prayers to bless the newlywed couple*
Shareen: I think its time for us to go now...
Sami: Wait, we have to give them their gifts!
Noori: Gift? What gift?! *excited face*
Sami: Your honeymoon tickets!
Noori: Honeymoon! Where to?
Shareen: Mauritius! You can wear a sexy bikini and impress Sarah But come back in time for the divorces!
Sami: Haw! Don't give Sarah naughty ideas, Shareen!
Sarah: Awesome! Thank you so much, guys!
*wedding music plays*
*Sweetu, Radha and Zunni hold the train of Divya's wedding dress*
Sweetu: OMG! I love her dress, isn't it gorgeous?
Zunni: I think mine is better.
Radha: Shut up! You don't want all of the guests to hear your conversation, do you? We're bridesmaids, not brideschatterboxes!
Divya: *whispers* Let go of my dress now!
Zunni: Oh, whoops!
Priest: *reads prayers*
Divya, will you have Shivangi to be your husband, to live together as friend and mate? Will you love her as a person, respect her as an equal, sharing joy as well as sorrow, triumph as well as deeat, and keep her beside you until the CC divorce post goes up?
Divya: Yes, I will.
Priest: Shivangi, will you do the same?
Shivangi: Yes, I will.
*bride and groom turn to face each other*
I, Shivangi, take you, Divya to be my lawfully wedded wife, to love you forever, to give my credit card to you whenever you want to buy something expensive, to give you flowers every second day and to be there for you whenever you need me.
I, Divya, take you, Shivangi, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, whether you put your toilet seat down or not, whether you let me watch what I want to on TV or not, until death--oops, until the CC's divorce post do us part.
Priest: You may kiss the bride.
*Divya and Shivangi peck each other on the cheeks*
Shareen: I so don't want to be the one catching the bouqet.
Sweetu: Neither do I. I'll tell you to duck if it comes our way, kay?
Divya: Oh, come on guys! Be a sport. Your number will come some time soon, anyway.
Sweetu: Soon, but not so soon.
Jot: Haha! XD
Divya: Catch! *turns around and throws bouquet*
Jot: EEEK! *catches bouquet in an attempt to save her face from getting smashed by the flowers*
Radha: OMG! Jot! It's your turn next!
Suvi: It's my ex-husband's wedding day today!
Yuvika: Who's your ex-husband?
Neha: *laughs* Jot, who else?
Radha: Of course, she has a relationship with everyone!
Jot: Oye, don't bully me on my wedding day too!
Shareen: Go and get dressed, Jot! Ami's waiting!
Radha: *smirks* She doesn't need to get dressed for Ami, cause Ami already knows what Jot really looks like.
Jot: What do you mean by that?
Shareen: Shoo! We have to start the ceremony, don't we?
*Jot and procession walk up the aisle*
Ami: *whispers* Gorgeous dress! I don't like wearing this suit. It's so hot! *fans herself*
Jot: I'm hot too.
Priest: Ami, do you accept Jot as your wife?
Ami: I do.
Priest: Jot, do you accept Ami as your husband?
Jot: I do
Zunni (best man): *nudges Ami* Oye, stop staring at the wall!
Ami: I'm bored. *yawns*
Zunni: You can't be bored at your own wedding!
Jot: Exactly, and you aren't even listening, otherwise you'd know that its time to say our vows!
Ami: Oh, right. Sorry.
Jot, I love you and I know this love is from the love of Pigs. Because of this, I want to be your husband so that we may steal and eat cookies together. I promise to buy you all the cookies in the world, until you start your next affair. *pouts and turns away*
Ami, I love you and I know you love me. I am confident that we are meant to be together. Therefore, I pledge my *crosses fingers behind back* my complete loyalty to you, and promise that I'll share all of my choc-chip cookies with you.
Priest: I now pronounce you, man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
*Jot and Ami kiss*
Sami: *covers eyes* Eww!
*Sami ties a pair of shoes on the back of Ami's car*
Sami: Phew, I'm done.
Yuvika: What did you do that for? It makes the car look ugly!
Sami: It's an old custom that came from Ancient Rome.
Zunni: Oh, I didn't know that.
Yuvika: Look, Jot and Ami are here!
Ami: *gives suspicious looks* Did you do something to my car?!
Sami: No, we didn't. I promise.
Jot: I hope you're not lying, otherwise I'll make you pay for making me wait even longer to find out where our honeymoon is.
Sami: Your car is absolutely fine!
Jot: Okay, I believe you.
*Jot hugs everyone*
I'm not gonna cry cause it'll ruin my make-up, but I'll miss you guys!
Ami: *rolls eyes* We're only going for two weeks.
Jot: That's still a long time!
*Jot and Ami sit in car*
Jot: *puppy face* Please tell me where we're going? Pretty please?
Ami: It starts with Private and ends with Island.
Jot: Like in Twilight?
Ami: Sort of.
Jot: YAY! You're awesome, Ami!
Shareen: *wipes a tear* Today Stuti is going to become parayi.
Suvi: Drama band kar!
Yuvika: *sobs* Now I won't have anyone to stop from spamming. What will I do with all of my chappals?
Suvi: Pagal ho gaye ho kya? She's just getting married, she isn't going off to Hawaii!
Radha: Suvi, forget about them, carry on with the wedding.
Shareen and Stuti come out of the limo. Bridesmaids Yuvika, Aashifa and Neha walk behind her holding flowers. They into the church and up the aisle as the wedding music plays. All guests stand up.
Stuti: Why is everyone so serious?
Shareen: It's a wedding, its always serious.
Stuti: I feel like I'm giving some exam.
Aashifa: Look at Sejal and you'll forget your stress. *winks*
Neha: Stuti, this is your cue to blush.
Stuti: Do I look like someone who will blush? Ainvayi!
*Sejal wraps arm around Stuti*
Yuvika: How adorable!
Priest: *says wedding pledge*
Stuti & Sejal: I do
I am reminded of that scene in YRKKH when Naitik first saw Akshara.
Stuti, you are truly a gift from God and I promise to spend the rest of my life treating you as such.I will cherish you always and never take you for granted. I will be slow to anger, and quick to listen. I will love you and be faithful to you alone from this day forward.
This is my solemn pledge to you.
Please accept this ring as a symbol of our covenant and my undying love for you.
*Sejal puts ring on Stuti*
Sejal, in the presence of the CCs, our family and friends, I take you today as my husband. I promise to be for you in good times and bad.
I will speak words of kindness and not criticism.
I will give you the recaps of whatever shows you have missed when you go out.
I will love you and be faithful to you alone from this day forward.
This is my solemn pledge to you.
Please accept this ring as a symbol of our covenant and my undying love for you
*Stuti puts ring on Sejal*
Priest: You may kiss the bride!
*two massive sunflowers pop up randomly and cover the bride and groom's faces* *SMOOOCHHH*
Aashifa: The wedding cake is ginormous!
Neha: So is the guest list! Everyone from IF is invited!
Yuvika: Join us! We're going to toast the new couple!
*guests sit around table with Stuti and Sejal at head*
Stuti: I want to go home and watch IPKKND. When will this finish?
Sejal: Arre, wait for a while. You have no patience! Dekho, they're going to toast us!
Stuti: Kya?! They're going to make toast out of us?! Toh fir bhagoo!
Sejal: *facepalm* Not that kind of toast! The speech wala toast.
Stuti: Oh! Right!
Radha: Ahem! *raises wine glass*
May your love life forever. I wish you both a very happy married life.
Zunni: My turn! My turn!
Sejal, take Stuti's hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!
Shareen: I'm gonna have a go too!
May your love be added, may it never be subtracted, may your household multiply, and may your hearts never be divided.
Stuti: *sniff* You guys are making me go all senti!
Sejal: Can we go now?
Stuti: Yes please, before I cry.
*Sejal grabs Stuti's hand and they run to the hotel.*
Rani: Well. Someone's in a rush
Edited by Prinsesse.Suvi - 25 February 2012 at 4:24pm