Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin General Discussion


Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin General Discussion
Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin General Discussion

Fan Fiction Anyone? (Page 2)

anniegupta_ Goldie

Joined: 25 August 2004
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Posted: 29 October 2004 at 1:52pm | IP Logged
that is a really cool idea humanyst! Maybe we should have a thread like that... after you make time ofcourse. Mystica has one of these threads and jammy had (even though it was as a joke) a new version of jjkn. I think this is a really cool idea.

Minnie IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 29 October 2004 at 11:17pm | IP Logged

        That is really cool.We should really think about it.

  Though I didn't like the idea of having the story a Purab tilt..........Wink

ides IF-Dazzler

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Posts: 3508

Posted: 30 October 2004 at 12:28am | IP Logged
Hmmm Minnie....if this story will develop with each thread then I guess everyone has an equal oppertunity to tilt it to whichever way they want it to go....
humanyst Newbie

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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 2:46am | IP Logged

Here is a start for the Fan Fiction rigamarole:

(Readers are invited to add to the plot)


Following the 4 Nov episode (http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3471&PN= 1)


                   " Jassi Jaisi kickboxer Nahi"


Jassi is petrified to see Meenakshi hugging and whispering in Purab's ear  at the meeting. Purab forcefully prises himself away from Meenakshi's strangling grasp, visibly panting and gasping from the effort and looks away. He is too embarassed to look In Jassi's direction. Meanwhile Raj and Arman nudge each other at this interaction and cover their mouths to supress their silly giggling. A rather audible  chuckle escapes Raj, upon which Meenakshi sharply turns around and glares at him. She open's her mouth to say something nasty  to Raj when Arman buts in "Welcome to Gulmohar miz Meenakshi.mujhay umeed haye aap ko hamaree company pasand aaaey gee.Main hoon chairman Arman Soori aur yeh hain Jasmeet Walia Gulmohar kee CEO" Meenakshi nods in Arman's direction and takes her seat next to Purab. Arman continues to ramble on about Gulmohar and asks Jassi to start the presentation. Jassi meanwhile continues to stare into space with her mouth agape. Arman asks Jassi again  but to no avail. Meenakshi says " lagta haye Gulmohar is not ready for such projects.. aur waisay bhee Purab and I have a lot of catching up to do..haina Purab janu" Purab cringes, while Meenashi smiles suggestively at him,and strokes Purab's cheek. Hearing these words, Jassi literally snaps. She opens her mouth and renders a loud piercing scream, and runs out of Gulmohar. Purabs tries to get up but is pinned down by Meenakshi's arm on his shoulder. HM and Nandu are too shocked to do anything. Arman smirks and says apologetically to Meenakshi.."Lagta haye Jassi ka nervous breakdown ho gaya haye..mein dekta hoon" and goes out of the room with Raj in tow.

Meanwhile back at the Walia household...
Jassi reaches home and locks herself in her room. She flings herself on her bed and bursts into tears, mumbling "Purab naye meray saath aisa kyoon kiya. Uss naye mera wishwas ko toora haye...." The Walia family gathers outside the Jassi's door, and tries to coax her to open the door.  After a while Nandu turns up and narrates the Purab and Meenakshi interaction at Gulmohar adding "Uncle Ji Mujhay to  pehlay din saye he Purab acha nahin lag tha, magar mairee koee sunta hi nahee haye.."
 Billu lunges at Nandu "Oye...to mayra magahz na karab kar...Purab kee company maye kaam karta haye aur ab ussay bura bol raha haye" Bebe interupts " Ohfo Billu...pata to karo Jassi ko kya hua haye..." Jassi gets tired of weeping all by herself and opens the door and whispers..."Nandu sahe bol raha haye" Walia family is shocked at this affirmation. Bebe and Amrit gasp and simultaneously utter "Hai mairee bachee" . Billu is enraged " Mujhay Papaji kehta haye aur phir yeh harkatain hain...mairee betee koi aisee waisee larki nahin hain. Jassi tu uss Meenakshi ko dekhaa daina kaye tu bhee Balwant Walia ki Queen Victoria haye. Aaj he saye tairee kickboxing ki training shuru "
"Par Papaji" interupts Jassi.
"Mujhay kuch nahin sunana haye. Main naye jub keh diya tu kickboxing karay gee to tujhay karnee paray gee". Glancing at Jassi's miserable expression he softens and adds"...Beta main yeh tairay bhalay key liyay he keh rahoon". Jub to uss Meenakshi kaye samnay walay daanth torh daye gee na.. to phir dekhna Purab uss saye kaisaye door bhagey ga." continues Billu.
"Aur haan Jassi ...to fiqar mat kar..main hoon na...main sab sambhal loon ga. Aaj saye main tera personal trainer hoon ga" chirps in Nandu.
Jassi shuffles uncomfortably and nods miserably.

Back at Purab's .

Meenakshi is sitting in Purab's office. Purab watches her closely as she counts a thick wad of paper currency "Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight,  Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine, Ten thousand ...Haan  paisay to pooray hain", beams Meenakshi. "To ab main chaloon ?"  Purab nods. Meenakshi stuffs the money in her bag and prepares to leave, when suddenly she turns around "Purab tum naye yeh to bataya he nahee kaye aaj Gulmohor main tumhain mayree acting kaisee lagee? "Purab grits his teeth and says "Tumhain tumharay kaam kaye paisay mil gaye hain..."





Edited by humanyst - 06 November 2004 at 8:10am
ides IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 8:12am | IP Logged
BRAVO Hyumanyst.....its tooo goodLOLLOL....I'm going to have a hard time trying to come up with anything remotely close to this......well done....Clap

KK_lassi Senior Member

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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 8:33am | IP Logged

Superb HumanystClapClapClap, great post  above, Now u have triggered my brain,.. also, it was a great idea started by u !!!!!Thumbs UpThumbs UpThumbs Up


Morgoth IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 10:31am | IP Logged

(SUPERB portrayal of the characters HumanystLOL...Here's my addition)


Armaan and Raj are getting intoxicated at the Suri Residence. Taking a swig of whisky from his silver flask, Armaan listens as Raj giggles and shouts out, "Tumne us Purab Mehra ki shakal dekhi? Aur Jassi ka to chehra dekhe laayak tha!" His voice echoes throughout the empty house and Armaan plugs his fingers into his ears to stop them from ringing.

"I am soooo hic..happpppeeeeeee!" Armaan slurs as he looks at Raj with a toothy grin. Frowning slightly, he wonders how his friend had discovered the secret to cloning. There were now five Rajs dancing to "Sheeshe se sheesha takraaye" in the living room. Damn, I'm drunk! he realizes after five minutes of deep thought and bursts out laughing. Raj's eyes droop slyly and he gives his friend a crafty smile. "Do you want to know a secret?" he asks.

Armaan wipes his mouth with the sleeve of his bright blue jacket. "Whharrt...hic...seeeecrrrr...hic....ettttt?" he demands. Raj's shoulders jerk upwards as he is struck by another bout of giggles. "Jassssiiiiiii....kkkiiccckboxing seeekh rahi hain!" Armaan gives Raj a dazed look before bursting into laughter. "Rrrraaaniiii of Jjjjaaaannnseeee!" he announces, awkwardly saluting to the television.

"This gives me an idea...Is mein Gulmohur ka phayda hi phayda hain..." Raj continues, plopping down on the couch besides Armaan. "Kkkkyaaa?"

"Meenakshi is a professional kickboxer. Hum log uski match rakhte hain Jassi ke saath. Good time-pass yaar!"

Armaan's fuzzy brain begins to gain focus as he thinks. I can be the bookie for the match. Jassi will surely lose. I will be able to recover Gulmohur's debt and kick Jassi out of her CEO chair, he decides.

"Tttoooo Jjjjassssi!" Armaan toasts loudly before passing out on the couch with a snore.


At the Walia Residence, Billu orders Nandu about. "Bewakoof! Maine tujhe boxing ka punching bag idhar latkaane ke liye kaha tha, udhar nahin!" Nandu's round face goes scarlet with anger. "Uncle-ji! Make up your mind! Nahin to aap ye sab kaam Jassi ko do! Uski kuch weight-lifting exercise ho jaayegi!" he shouts out.

Jassi looks at Amrit with a worried look. "Yeh Papaji ko kya ho gaya hain?" she whines, imagining how Kickboxer Meenakshi would flatten her into a paratha. "Chal, yeh baadam ka doodh pi ja!" her mother says, in an effort to console Jassi.

Billu comes into the room and says, "Haan haan! Baadaam ke doodh se chusti aur phurti milti hain...Thats it, mere sher!" he booms out approvingly as Jassi takes a sip from the glass. She gives her father a weak smile. Yeh sab mere saath hi kyun hota hain? she wonders mourfully as visions of aalo-parathas with square glasses float mockingly in front of her.



anniegupta_ Goldie

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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 10:56am | IP Logged
Clap Clap Clap very nice!!!

Hats of to you both, humanyst and mystica!!!

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