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Posted: 07 February 2012 at 12:07pm | IP Logged
Hi And Hello Shapathians 


Welcome To The 

*~Masti Ki Paatshala~*


As Our Fellow Shapathians Like To share jokes And Happiness So Thot Why Not To share it With Everyone By Making A Seperate Thread For it So Dat Every Shapathian Can Enjoy And Have a Laugh.

Plz Share The Funny Jokes,Funny one liners You have Refrain From posting seriousLOL and Adult stuffs.Embarrassed

And DO NOT COMMENT Under This Thread Just Hit The Like Tab.


Edited by arsh4life - 07 February 2012 at 12:08pm

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Posted: 07 February 2012 at 12:09pm | IP Logged
i m doin the honours firstLOL

Funny Jokes

Edited by --nIdHi-- - 07 February 2012 at 12:09pm

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Posted: 07 February 2012 at 12:13pm | IP Logged
Emran hashmi ne apni gf ko pehle ashiq banaya fir chocolate mein zehar daal ke murder kar diya aur kaha kalyug mein aksar aisa hi hota h tabhi jannat milti hai

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Posted: 07 February 2012 at 12:16pm | IP Logged
sari umr hum mar mar k ji liye
ek glass ab hume
pine-do,pine-do

giv me sum white wine
give me sum red
give me another peg
i wanna drink it once again

kadhon ko kitabon ke bojh ne jhukaya
daru pina to khud
doston ne sikhaya

99% marks laoge to whisky
varna desi

pi pi kar padha hateli par
whisky rum vodka ka pyala

cocktail mocktail ne pura bachpan jala dala

bachpan to gaya
ab daru bhi gayi
ek pal to ab hume

pine do pine do

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A Medical Student wrote a LOVE LETTER with his BLOOD to his Medical crush n wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER OF THIS"
Next Day she answered

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Your Blood Group is "O" Positive

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What type of tracks?

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit them

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Lawyers take everything

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

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Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it? 
Answer: Lice ROFL

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