kaleidoscope Goldie

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Posted: 24 October 2004 at 3:57am | IP Logged
Jimmy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks Jimmy, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!"Jimmy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet!"

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