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Rifhat Goldie
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Posted: 23 October 2004 at 1:27pm | IP Logged

Please excuse the rough language in the following story...

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother,
"so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied,
"the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language --
things I'd never heard before! I mean,
all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!"

Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!

COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said,
"Oh, Mama..., he used words like: 

 

 

 



dust, wash, iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

 


rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 23 October 2004 at 3:22pm | IP Logged

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abladabla Senior Member
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Posted: 23 October 2004 at 8:25pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL
Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 01 November 2004 at 4:41pm | IP Logged
LOL The horrible 4 letter words!!!!!!!!!!!
kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 03 November 2004 at 9:21pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 3:00pm | IP Logged

good one rifhat...

LOL

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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 6:23pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL omg... such badwords!!!
SANDY Goldie
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Posted: 17 November 2004 at 5:20pm | IP Logged
good one!

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