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Once a day santa climb-up in building, which have 200 stories.
One of Santa's friend called him Banta your son has dead.
When he heard this he came soon early, but when he came down on 100 story then he remember, aree I have no son, and when he came on 50 story he remember, aee I m not married.
And when he came down on last story, then he remember his name is santa not a Banta.
Ek Khan Sahib badi sakhat sardi main cat ko nehla rahe thay.
Ek aadmi pass say guzra or us nay kaha "Khan Sahib itni sardi main cat nehla rahe ho yeh mar jaegi.
Khan Sahib nay kaha jao apna kam karo.
Woh aadmi chala gaya.
Thodi dair baad waapis aaya to dakha cat mar gai thi, us nay Khan Sahib ko bulaaya aur kaha maine nahi kha tha yeh mar jaegi.
Khan bola "Kucha ye nehlane se nahi mari, maine ise baad may nichraa tha".
One day a beggar came to a home and asked some food.
The owner said "if he brings them a pool of water to them means they give him food & will marry their daughter with him".
Begger said "What if I give a glass of water. Will you let me, just love her!!!"
Ek sardar jee ne apni mehboob say kaha "Kal sham 6 bajai mere ghar main aana, ghar main koi bhi nahi hoga."
Agli sham 6 bajai woh sardar jee kai ghar aaeee to ghar main waqaaee koi nahi tha.
Tale pade the
One day Santa Singh goes to hunt in the jungle there he sees a tiger. As he is about to shoot the tiger.
The tiger says "Stop".
Can't you see the board there.
Shocked by this Santa sees it was written "shooting is a crime".
Ashamed Santa throws the gun.
Instantly the tiger picks it up and says now I will shoot you.
Stunned santa says "Why?. Now you cant read whats written there".
"NO" says the tiger "I am illeterate".
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