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Posted: 22 January 2012 at 9:45am | IP Logged


NBTNMKK Jokes Center


Many of us watch this serial for Meghan's nok-jokhs...,So to add some more jokes to this forum and make this forum more active , You all need to post jokes here in this thread and make all of us Smile.

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Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do.
Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do?
Girl: The homework.


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Posted: 22 January 2012 at 11:25am | IP Logged
 good oneROFL

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Posted: 23 January 2012 at 8:50am | IP Logged
Top Answers Of
Teachers

If They Don't Know
The Answers:
1)I Think The Question Is Wrong..
2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow..
3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions..
4)You Will Study This In The Next
Class..
And The Most Important One Is:
5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands
Who Know The Answer :)

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Posted: 23 January 2012 at 8:52am | IP Logged
Smart answers -

Principal: are u chewing gum?
Student: no i am human being:p

Wife: we r having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: make sure she is well cooked:p

...Father: shameful results! do u always get such low marks?
Son: no,only when i give exams:)

Guest: wil these stairs take me to d 2nd floor?
Boy: no u'll have to walk as well:)

Girl: i hav changed my mind..
Boy: thank god! does d new one work?

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Posted: 23 January 2012 at 8:55am | IP Logged
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote "Due to rain, No Match!!"

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Posted: 23 January 2012 at 9:15am | IP Logged

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Posted: 23 January 2012 at 9:17am | IP Logged


another one...:):)

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Posted: 23 January 2012 at 9:18am | IP Logged
here is one more...hope u enjoy...Big smileLOL


Girl : I'm gonna have a heart surgery today..!
Boy: I know
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you much more
After surgery
When the girl woke up only her father was next to her bed
Girl: Daddy where is he?:/
Father: you dont know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What?:O :'( :'(
She starts crying </3
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Father: Just kidding..Bahar khade samose kha raha hai Kamina.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

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