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-knirwal-

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Posted: 26 January 2012 at 1:36am | IP Logged

Here r some jokes for u.Because i want to see ur smiling face

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window

Teacher : who just threw that?!

Boy : Me! I'm going home now.

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that.

So one day the boy took the parrot and stuck him in the freezer.Two hours later the squawking stopped.

The kid checked the freezer and the parrot said, "Okay I'll stop cussing, but I have one question".

The boy said, "What"?

The Parrot asks, "What did the turkey do"???

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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Edited by -knirwal- - 02 February 2012 at 6:44am

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Posted: 26 January 2012 at 1:42am | IP Logged

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

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Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
father: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level

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Edited by -knirwal- - 26 January 2012 at 1:46am

-knirwal-

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Edited by -knirwal- - 29 January 2012 at 12:04am

-knirwal-

Goldie

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Posted: 28 January 2012 at 11:59pm | IP Logged

THIS IS SPECIAL ONE FOR U DI.

Edited by -knirwal- - 29 January 2012 at 12:01am

-knirwal-

Goldie

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Posted: 31 January 2012 at 4:46am | IP Logged

Badban kale apko dunia ti hal ek thusi mille.Badban kale app et bahot balli scntis bane. Apte sale tapne sach ho...Apto apte janam din ki baht bahot badai ho.Badwan apti umar bahot lambi kale.

Aapto pata hai me apto bahot miss karti ho.Appse baat kia ladta hai maheno ho daye.I mith u velly much...

Here i want to say something in code,hope ap samj jaye.[ye sara mene totle basha me likha hai]

4-5683-8-8379-6824-34.8-7-69-26435.

Isse samj lena.

-knirwal-

Goldie

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Posted: 31 January 2012 at 5:00am | IP Logged

ajj apka bday hai to party to banti hai boss

Pehle kuch mitha ho jaye

Most delicious for u

Ur Fav gazar ka halwa

Pao bhaji

Maggie

Ab itni thand me soft drin to nahi peyege to juice pegi ap..wase bi hum dono soft drinks kam hi peti hai

Goll gappe khayegi ap..chalo aj khake dek legia

-knirwal-

Goldie

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Posted: 02 February 2012 at 6:39am | IP Logged

Aur mere saath mere bagwan ka aasirwad bi apke sath hai.Mere babaji se bi assirwad le legia.

-knirwal-

Goldie

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Posted: 02 February 2012 at 6:51am | IP Logged

Tu jeea hajaro saal ye hi bus humari tamana,

Tuje mile khushi saari bus yahi hai dil ne chaha.

Bus mene apke din ko specail banane ki ek choti si kosish ki hai.Shayad me asa karne me kamjab ho pai.

Love u di.

Ur's Bacha

Edited by -knirwal- - 03 February 2012 at 6:08am

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