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I am sick of writing only about these 3-4 characters, Juhi, Mahek, Sky, Sid...all done to death!😭
Those who do not know who this great Man is, (one of my favourite cricketer...please watch this vid before reading further):😛
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0matsEEX5A[/YOUTUBE]
Just disclosing, what is on cards for you on Monday, October 8th, 2012...the dreaded Nominations Day in BIG BOSS-6!
BIG BOSS: Inzamam ul Haq. Aap Pakistan aur Duniya ke, Jaane Maane-Prasiddhh Cricketer hain, aur Big Boss-Season-Six mein, Big Boss ke ghar mein ek pratiyogi hain! Kaisa lag raha hai ghar mein aur ghar ke logon ka vyavhaar kaisa hai Aapke prati?
(Please keep in mind, Inzi speaks Urdu in distnict Pakistani Punjabi accent,so consider his pronunciation as per the spellings in his sentences)
INZAMAM UL HAQ: Sabse pehle Bismillae-Rehmaane Rahim! Allah Taala Ka shukar------ O Ji bahot badhiya hai ji Sab Masha-Allah---O Ji sabhi ladke bahut acche hain, ladkiyaan bhi badhiyaan hai ji. ----Bahot izzat aur pyaar diya hai ji sabne masha allah----..
BIG BOSS: Kisi Ghar ke sadasya se koi shikaayat Inzamam?
INZAMAM (hurt voice): Mujhe ye bilkul psand ni Ji---(hesitates a bit)------Ye jo hai na ji Ye Bobi Daarling----.😕
BIG BOSS: Inzamam aap keh rahe hain aap Bobby Darling ko pasand naheen karte?
INZAMAM (nods head in extreme slow motion): Ni Karta ji Psand main is Bobi Daarling ko----
BIG BOSS: Is naa pasandgi ki koi khaas wazah Inzi?
INZAMAM (Blankly stares for few seconds & turns emotional): Kal na, ji, -----Main Pronthe khaa raha thha ji ----Naashte mein Big Bose----
BIG BOSS: Paranthe Inzi?😲
INZAMAM: Haan ji Pronthe! ----Allu Ke Pronthe Big Bose!
BIG BOSS: Aloo ke Paranthe Inzi?
INZAMAM (Clearly irritated): Staamp peypper pe likkh ke doon kya?😡 Allu ke pronthe khaa raha thha---.Allu Ke Pronthe, Allu Ke Pronthe, Allu Ke Pronthe---😡
BIG BOSS: Phir kya hua Inzi? 😲
INZMAMAM: Phir kya Ji. Ye kmeena---- naheen, Kmeeni Bobi Daarling---
BIG BOSS: Kameeni?
INZAMAM: Haan Kmneeni Bobi Daarling,----- meri Tmaattar ki chutney waali botal le ke bhaag gayi ji-----😕
BIG BOSS: Aap ka matlab hai Tomato Ketchup bottle Inzi?
INZAMAM: Haan Ji Haan -----wohi-----.Tmaattar Ki Chutney waali Botal le ke bhaag gayi ye Kmeeni! Ab aap hi bataiye---Allu ke pronthe kya khaak Swaad honge ji Chutney ke bina?
BIG BOSS (Coughs😉): Aur koi shikayat Inzi?
INZAMAM: Pelle aap ye bataiye, aapne mujhe Pink room mein kyun diya Bistar ji? 😡-----Main 5 waqt Nmaaz padhta hoon, Reljeeyas Insaan hoon mujhe Green room dena chaahiye na? 😡 Pink room mein toh Karan Johar,Bobi Daarling jaison ko honaa chaahiye naa Big Bose?
BIG BOSS: Inzi, Big Boss aapki bhaavnaon ki kadar karte hain. 👏 Big Boss aapko ye salaah bhi dena chaahte hain, Ki insaan ka dil saaf ho, toh wo sacche dil se kaheen bhi Namaaz ada kar sakta hai, Chahe wo Pink Room ho, Ya phir, Green Room
INZAMAM: Hunhhh! Jyaada Akal mat baatiye aap. 😡 Mere ko bhi mloom hai, Namaaz kaheen bhi Ada ki jaa sakti hai---.Par aise room mein naheen jahaan Bobi Daarling jaisi Kmeeniyaan bhi reh rahi hon ji-----
BIG BOSS: Aap kehna kya chaahte hain?
INZAMAM (Breaks Down): Sob-Sob----😭---Bada Distrub karti hai ji ye---
BIG BOSS: Disturb?
INZAMAM: Haan ji haan bhot jiyaada Distrub karti hai---(Sob--Sob---😭---LONG PAUSE----Sob-Sob). Galti se bhi nazrein mil jaayein toh gande gande ishaare karti hai ji---
BIG BOSS: Gande Ishaare?😲
INZAMAM: O Ji baayeen aankh maar ke nichla Honth hai na ji? ----Neeche waale honth ko apne daanton se kaat khaati hai ji----- sir fod doonga main iska kisi din, Allah Kasam Big Bose---😡
BIG BOSS: Big Boss aapko samjhaana chaahte hain, ki aap ek Nihaayat Samajhdaar aur suljhe hue insaan hai Inzi. Aap Bobby Darling ke saath, apni tamaam pareshaniyon ke bare mein khulkar baat karein, aur sabhi mudde samajhdaari se suljhaayein--
INZAMAM (Angry): 😡 Kya khaak suljhaun ji masle is Kmeeni ke saath? Chutney leke bhaag jaati hai, -----Prontho ka svaad bigaad deti hai, gande gande ishaare karti hai-------.ye sab toh main phir bhi bardaasht kar letta ji--------Jab Shoaib Akhtar aur Afriddi jaison ko bardaasht kiya mainne, toh ye Kmeeni kya cheez hai?----😕--------- But Kal toh isne hudd kar di ji!😕
BIG BOSS (Surprised): Aisa kya hua Inzi?😲
INZAMAM (Hesitates): Wo ji--------------------Kal raat na ji----Maine Dvaai khaayi thhi ji---- 😳
BIG BOSS: Dawai? Medicine?😲
INZAMAM: Haan Ji Haan Dvaai!. Dvaai ka gehra asar thha ji mujhe gehri neend aa gayi Ji------(Hesitates)---(lowers his T-shirt)-----ye dekhiye ji-------Teen-Teen Chuck maare hain ji kmeeni ne 😡---wo kya kehte ho aap angrezi mein LOVE BITES ji------(Sob-Sob 😭---) -----Main kya picchle season ki Pooja Mishra hoon aur ye Kmeeni Sky hai kya ji picchle season ka?
BIG BOSS (suppresses giggles): Is Hafte kinhi do Sadasyon ke naam nominate keejiye evictions ke liye Inzamam!
INZAMAM: Pehla naam main dena chaahta hoon ji, is Kmeeni Bobi Daarling ka! 😡----Aur doosra naam main dena chaahta hoon,khud apna Big Bose! ------Agar kisi bhi wazah se Ye kmeeni naheen nikalti ghar se, toh main khud nikalna chaahta hoo ji is gande ghar se---Izzat bhi koi cheez hoti hai ji Zindagi mein😕
BIG BOSS: aap, jaa sakte hain Inzamam!
INZAMAM: Allah Haafiz Big Bose!
Those who do not know who this great Man is, (one of my favourite cricketer...please watch this vid before reading further):😛
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0matsEEX5A[/YOUTUBE]
Just disclosing, what is on cards for you on Monday, October 8th, 2012...the dreaded Nominations Day in BIG BOSS-6!
BIG BOSS: Inzamam ul Haq. Aap Pakistan aur Duniya ke, Jaane Maane-Prasiddhh Cricketer hain, aur Big Boss-Season-Six mein, Big Boss ke ghar mein ek pratiyogi hain! Kaisa lag raha hai ghar mein aur ghar ke logon ka vyavhaar kaisa hai Aapke prati?
(Please keep in mind, Inzi speaks Urdu in distnict Pakistani Punjabi accent,so consider his pronunciation as per the spellings in his sentences)
INZAMAM UL HAQ: Sabse pehle Bismillae-Rehmaane Rahim! Allah Taala Ka shukar------ O Ji bahot badhiya hai ji Sab Masha-Allah---O Ji sabhi ladke bahut acche hain, ladkiyaan bhi badhiyaan hai ji. ----Bahot izzat aur pyaar diya hai ji sabne masha allah----..
BIG BOSS: Kisi Ghar ke sadasya se koi shikaayat Inzamam?
INZAMAM (hurt voice): Mujhe ye bilkul psand ni Ji---(hesitates a bit)------Ye jo hai na ji Ye Bobi Daarling----.😕
BIG BOSS: Inzamam aap keh rahe hain aap Bobby Darling ko pasand naheen karte?
INZAMAM (nods head in extreme slow motion): Ni Karta ji Psand main is Bobi Daarling ko----
BIG BOSS: Is naa pasandgi ki koi khaas wazah Inzi?
INZAMAM (Blankly stares for few seconds & turns emotional): Kal na, ji, -----Main Pronthe khaa raha thha ji ----Naashte mein Big Bose----
BIG BOSS: Paranthe Inzi?😲
INZAMAM: Haan ji Pronthe! ----Allu Ke Pronthe Big Bose!
BIG BOSS: Aloo ke Paranthe Inzi?
INZAMAM (Clearly irritated): Staamp peypper pe likkh ke doon kya?😡 Allu ke pronthe khaa raha thha---.Allu Ke Pronthe, Allu Ke Pronthe, Allu Ke Pronthe---😡
BIG BOSS: Phir kya hua Inzi? 😲
INZMAMAM: Phir kya Ji. Ye kmeena---- naheen, Kmeeni Bobi Daarling---
BIG BOSS: Kameeni?
INZAMAM: Haan Kmneeni Bobi Daarling,----- meri Tmaattar ki chutney waali botal le ke bhaag gayi ji-----😕
BIG BOSS: Aap ka matlab hai Tomato Ketchup bottle Inzi?
INZAMAM: Haan Ji Haan -----wohi-----.Tmaattar Ki Chutney waali Botal le ke bhaag gayi ye Kmeeni! Ab aap hi bataiye---Allu ke pronthe kya khaak Swaad honge ji Chutney ke bina?
BIG BOSS (Coughs😉): Aur koi shikayat Inzi?
INZAMAM: Pelle aap ye bataiye, aapne mujhe Pink room mein kyun diya Bistar ji? 😡-----Main 5 waqt Nmaaz padhta hoon, Reljeeyas Insaan hoon mujhe Green room dena chaahiye na? 😡 Pink room mein toh Karan Johar,Bobi Daarling jaison ko honaa chaahiye naa Big Bose?
BIG BOSS: Inzi, Big Boss aapki bhaavnaon ki kadar karte hain. 👏 Big Boss aapko ye salaah bhi dena chaahte hain, Ki insaan ka dil saaf ho, toh wo sacche dil se kaheen bhi Namaaz ada kar sakta hai, Chahe wo Pink Room ho, Ya phir, Green Room
INZAMAM: Hunhhh! Jyaada Akal mat baatiye aap. 😡 Mere ko bhi mloom hai, Namaaz kaheen bhi Ada ki jaa sakti hai---.Par aise room mein naheen jahaan Bobi Daarling jaisi Kmeeniyaan bhi reh rahi hon ji-----
BIG BOSS: Aap kehna kya chaahte hain?
INZAMAM (Breaks Down): Sob-Sob----😭---Bada Distrub karti hai ji ye---
BIG BOSS: Disturb?
INZAMAM: Haan ji haan bhot jiyaada Distrub karti hai---(Sob--Sob---😭---LONG PAUSE----Sob-Sob). Galti se bhi nazrein mil jaayein toh gande gande ishaare karti hai ji---
BIG BOSS: Gande Ishaare?😲
INZAMAM: O Ji baayeen aankh maar ke nichla Honth hai na ji? ----Neeche waale honth ko apne daanton se kaat khaati hai ji----- sir fod doonga main iska kisi din, Allah Kasam Big Bose---😡
BIG BOSS: Big Boss aapko samjhaana chaahte hain, ki aap ek Nihaayat Samajhdaar aur suljhe hue insaan hai Inzi. Aap Bobby Darling ke saath, apni tamaam pareshaniyon ke bare mein khulkar baat karein, aur sabhi mudde samajhdaari se suljhaayein--
INZAMAM (Angry): 😡 Kya khaak suljhaun ji masle is Kmeeni ke saath? Chutney leke bhaag jaati hai, -----Prontho ka svaad bigaad deti hai, gande gande ishaare karti hai-------.ye sab toh main phir bhi bardaasht kar letta ji--------Jab Shoaib Akhtar aur Afriddi jaison ko bardaasht kiya mainne, toh ye Kmeeni kya cheez hai?----😕--------- But Kal toh isne hudd kar di ji!😕
BIG BOSS (Surprised): Aisa kya hua Inzi?😲
INZAMAM (Hesitates): Wo ji--------------------Kal raat na ji----Maine Dvaai khaayi thhi ji---- 😳
BIG BOSS: Dawai? Medicine?😲
INZAMAM: Haan Ji Haan Dvaai!. Dvaai ka gehra asar thha ji mujhe gehri neend aa gayi Ji------(Hesitates)---(lowers his T-shirt)-----ye dekhiye ji-------Teen-Teen Chuck maare hain ji kmeeni ne 😡---wo kya kehte ho aap angrezi mein LOVE BITES ji------(Sob-Sob 😭---) -----Main kya picchle season ki Pooja Mishra hoon aur ye Kmeeni Sky hai kya ji picchle season ka?
BIG BOSS (suppresses giggles): Is Hafte kinhi do Sadasyon ke naam nominate keejiye evictions ke liye Inzamam!
INZAMAM: Pehla naam main dena chaahta hoon ji, is Kmeeni Bobi Daarling ka! 😡----Aur doosra naam main dena chaahta hoon,khud apna Big Bose! ------Agar kisi bhi wazah se Ye kmeeni naheen nikalti ghar se, toh main khud nikalna chaahta hoo ji is gande ghar se---Izzat bhi koi cheez hoti hai ji Zindagi mein😕
BIG BOSS: aap, jaa sakte hain Inzamam!
INZAMAM: Allah Haafiz Big Bose!
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