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Posted: 03 January 2012 at 6:14am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ushasri

what abt u hari how did u enjoyed ur holidays
I enjoyed them a lottt
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Posted: 03 January 2012 at 6:16am | IP Logged
Sardajii had twins.. He named them Tin & Martin..
Again he had twins he named them Peter & Repeater
Again twins and named them Max & Climax
Again twins are born he named them Tired & Retired ??lolzzz
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Aaj ek sweater aur pehan loo
Aaj ek razai aur aourh loo
Aaj ek muffler aur lapet loo
Aaj ek heater aur chala loo
Kia pata...
Kal thand hoo naan hoo


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Posted: 03 January 2012 at 6:22am | IP Logged
a boy typing password in his laptop as BRAIN and his girlfriend sitting beside him fel from chair laughing because laptop replied IT IS TOO SMALL

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Posted: 03 January 2012 at 6:30am | IP Logged
110 floor
There are three friends lived in the same room at 110th floor of the building*** One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps* they started climbing steps* First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor*** Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor** Third person told one sentiment story** That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA-***
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Posted: 03 January 2012 at 6:31am | IP Logged

Sumadhura Kaavyam Sneham

Prema Kanna Minna ee Anuraagam

Madhura Manjula Bhaashyalaku Aalavaalam

Jeevithaniki Nitya "AMRUTHA" Rasapaanam

Kaanksha Rahita Thapanaku Thaarkaanam

Shrushti'lo Dhaagina Velaleni Dhanam

NESTAMA NETIKI NENU ANTE SATYAM ANTUNDI

PRATHI OKKARITHO E ''SNEHAM''


Especially to my forum friends

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in exam hall boy asked girl to tel the starting of answer remaining he wil write then girl looked around carefully and said THE ika raasuko
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Posted: 03 January 2012 at 6:42pm | IP Logged
KASHMIR - HUMOUROUSLY EXPLAINED
 
A Kashmiri, a reporter and a tough old soldier were captured by terrorists in Kashmir . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets. 

The Kashmiri said,'Well, I'm a foodie, so I'd like one last plate of tandoori chicken.' 
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the Chicken. The tourist ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.' 

The reporter said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and the reporter dictated his comments. 
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'* 

The leader turned to the soldier and asked, 'And now, Havaldarji, what is your final wish?'
'Kick me in the ass,' said the soldier. 
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour? 
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the soldier. 
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11. In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. 

As the soldier was untying the Kashmiri and the reporter, they asked him,'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?' 

'Because' replied the soldier, 'if I had shot first, you two assholes would have reported that I was the aggressor and the root cause of all the blood shedding in Kashmir ?' 

... Such is the irony of Indian Democracy !!
God Bless Us 

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