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Posted: 31 December 2011 at 1:33pm | IP Logged
                 WEEKLY BULLETIN OF DEK
                                 2ND EDITION
                                           (For jaigarh,devgarh and Dekisthan)
 

Prince Udaybeer's kidnapping creates chaos in the world

Udaygarh(if source): last week kidnapping of prince Uday  resulted in worldwide crisis situation. One eyewitness (who is currently admitted in ICU ) told our reporter before going into coma that  she had seen a alien spaceship on terrace of jaigarh mahal , which pulled Uday  into it while he was doing his workout. many girls fainted on spot when they heard the news, and condition of udaylaria patient was so much worsened that they started beating their family member brutally .our reporter asked one doctor who was treating brother of udaylaria patient about his condition and doctor told "I m not worried about that guy so much as he has only black eye and fracture in his 200 bones only. But his sister who is suffering from udaylaria is very serious andI m  not able to stabilize her condition."

There was meeting of  PMs  from different nations of world to discuss this problem as WHO(world health organization) had warned them that it can give rise to epidemic of walking dead syndrome  due to udaylaria virus. Finally they sent the alien organization message via USA president and threatened them to attack with missiles if they don't release the prince. Therefore alien govt. had to return our Prince unwillingly. Miss  Jaadugiri (jaadu's sister) personally came to drop Uday with teary eyes in USA on Tuesday. However when asked about abduction case, she said it was just misunderstanding. She had called Uday just for a date . Return of prince brought relief to all the females around the globe. Many udaylaria patient are showing improvement, and we heard from the hospital administration that our eye witness is responding to their tests. We  pray speed recovery for all udaylaria patient and their victim relatives.

Princess Manyata invited as guest lecturer by Oxford University.

Devgarh(if source):our princess Manyata is invited as guest lecturer by oxford university next week where she will be also presenting her research paper. Princess has done phd in Art of Robbery and recently she had demonstrated how to steal tijori live in her interview. In fact  chor-ucchka's   liked it so much that they threatened the cable operators from India to repeat the telecast of interview on Tuesday. Devgarh janta were very happy and said that their princess  should continue to guide them

Weather Report

Based on the data collected by our broken satellite , cyclone is expected to strike Dekisthan as Princess Manyata will go to meet her Amma ana Akash , but if Uday accompany her cyclone might change it's direction.

Poll of the week

Which name you prefer for our prince

For  a ' Udayveer  type  uv

        b- Udaybeer  type  ub

        c-any other option type your option

and send to 0000

last week poll report: 30%  said they want manyata in jainandini's room as it will be interesting to see what happens between them. Whereas  remaining 70% replied  no as they said it will be more interesting if she shift's in Uday's room.

Puzzle of the week

Guess the meaning of "Rapchandus"

Last week answer kadak papita 'sweet n sexy. And our reader who replied  correct answer is Manyata  and she wins dream date with Prince Udaybeer to eat vadapav in dhaba opposite KFC.

Special coaching tips for School students

(Manyata and Udaybeer has decided to give tips for student in English and hindi respectively  whenever they are  free from their fights)

Learn synonyms-antonyms

Tv --biwi

Meaning of proverb.

jaisa bowoge waisa katonge  - if you trouble Manyata she will bite you back.

Glamour news

Royal fashion house launched its new winter collection

Royal fashion house was flooded with costumers as Manyata had launched her newly designed luxury dresses. When asked about the response to new collection, she replied" it's amazing! I was always inspired by Mahatamaji who said not to waste cloths and wear minimum. I have used curtains, towels, cushion and bed cover and even sacs in my new designs. I have planned to launch my next bikini collection   in Paris fashion week 2012 where my sister Jainandini will be showstopper for my fashion show.

Sports news

Princess Jainandini wins interschool karate championship

Last Wednesday there was interschool karate championship and our Princess Jainandini won the first prize. She told our reporter that she had taken lot of effort to win this trophy and she was practiced  her skills on pots , mosquito nets and sandals of her sister Manyata. She also said that she played tug of war on their bed with her Manyatajiji to increase her fitness level and udayjiju always gave her tips for warm up exercises.

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Originally posted by OmaRamdass

ROFL i dont know what to say 
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Originally posted by Kesarmania

        

Prince Udaybeer's kidnapping creates chaos in the world

To add on... there have been shortages of doctors and nurses for the other male patients as the females, all, from ages 2 to 100, have caugt the udaylaria. The female doctors have also fainted while hearing the news and the doctors imported from around the world (atleast the female part) have gone unconcious as well. The other 3 % of the male population, along with Prince Vijay, a cousin of Princess Manyata, is reported to have slight syndromes of the disease. If the news was not clarified, the Raj Mahal doctor had doubted that Vijay-banna would have gone in to the non-stop chant of "Udaylaria bhagao, uday le aao."


Princess Manyata invited as guest lecturer by Oxford University.


Very much, she also demostrated the Art of Chawl building on the streets of Oxford for all the students who missed their home badly and wanted to develope their own in their respective dorms.

Weather Report

Based on the data collected by our broken satellite  , cyclone is expected to strike Dekisthan as Princess Manyata will go to meet her Amma ana Akash , but if Uday accompany her cyclone might change it's direction.  or if Akash gets killed and never opens the door

Poll of the week

Which name you prefer for our prince

For  a ' Udayveer  type  uv

        b- Udaybeer  type  ub

        c-any other option type your option

and send to 0000

I am so confused over this name thing but UV "UdayVeer" is the name stamped for me Embarrassed

Puzzle of the week

Guess the meaning of "Rapchandus"

Rapchandus, is the termanology used by the great Princess Manyata  to describe something that is "SEXY" It feels as if the Prince's doore daling and chaiding  has affected her language and vocabulary immensely


Glamour news

Royal fashion house launched its new winter collection

Royal fashion house was flooded with costumers as Manyata had launched her newly designed luxury dresses. When asked about the response to new collection, she replied" it's amazing! I was always inspired by Mahatamaji who said not to waste cloths and wear minimum. I have used curtains, towels, cushion and bed cover and even sacs in my new designs. I have planned to launch my next bikini collection   in Paris fashion week 2012 where my sister Jainandini will be showstopper for my fashion show.

The bikini collection will be specially made out of hand towels (or haath rumal) as we call it, it would be a perfect way to utilize the thrown away fabric from the kitchen and bathrooms. 




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