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Miss_QueTee IF-Dazzler
Miss_QueTee
Miss_QueTee

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Posts: 2586

Posted: 17 April 2005 at 6:53am | IP Logged

Hey, if anyone here needs cheerin up, jus tell me, i've got loads of funny jokes!

Anywayz bi 4 now

xXx

Miss Que Tee

shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 10006

Posted: 17 April 2005 at 10:35am | IP Logged
lol.......thats a hilarious songLOL
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BollyCurry Director, BollyCurry Executive Director
Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 14344

Posted: 17 April 2005 at 10:40am | IP Logged
lolz...great song!!!
Miss_QueTee IF-Dazzler
Miss_QueTee
Miss_QueTee

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Posts: 2586

Posted: 17 April 2005 at 1:48pm | IP Logged

Jokes!

Q: Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

A: All of them!

(Get it?!)

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Q: If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil lamp, an oil heater and a candle, which would you light first?

A: The match.

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Q: How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the ark?

A:None. It was Noah, not Moses! 

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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?

a: Nowhere! Why would they want to bury the survivors?!

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Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?

A: 'Each' is a man's name!

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Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off, and at the fourth stop everyone got off. The question is what colour are the bus driver's eyes?

A: The same as yours, 'cos your the bus driver.

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Knock knock!

Whose there?

B-4.

B-4 who?

B-4 I freeze to death, please open the door!

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Knock knock!

Whose there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana.

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That's all I had 4 2day, I'll be bac wid more tomoz.

Cya! Bi Bi! TC! Good night! Sweet dreams! Mwah!

LOL

xXx Miss Que Tee



Edited by Miss_QueTee - 21 May 2005 at 9:57am
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Posts: 131

Posted: 17 April 2005 at 4:31pm | IP Logged
lol.......thats a hilarious songLOL
-misha IF-Sizzlerz
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Joined: 23 November 2004
Posts: 11774

Posted: 17 April 2005 at 10:53pm | IP Logged
nice song LOL
Miss_QueTee IF-Dazzler
Miss_QueTee
Miss_QueTee

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Posts: 2586

Posted: 18 April 2005 at 9:02am | IP Logged
thnx everyone!Big smileLOL
queenbee4eva Senior Member
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Joined: 31 January 2005
Posts: 310

Posted: 18 April 2005 at 9:07am | IP Logged
nice song and topic here are my fav 2 songs


lucky lips:

rama rama .......(hai rama rama ho hai more rama dil main
macha hai kyon
koi hungama aayega koi bahoan main leke chumega mere
yeh lucky lips aai hai ha hhh hh.. ) - 2
gudgudisi hone lagi iss jahan main khone lagi kyon jagi jagi
sone lagi - 2
kutch naya sa ehsaas hai in labon pe ek pyaas hai yeh dard to
zara khaas hai - 2
jayega koi betaabi leke dekhega mere
yeh lucky lips aai hai ha hhh hh..
(hai rama rama ho hai more rama dil main macha hai kyon koi
hungama
aayega koi bahoan main leke chumega mere yeh lucky lips aai
hai ha hhh hh.. ) - 2
ud rahi main hawa main aaj banke deewani
aankhon main ek haya hai sanason main hai kahani -2
dhakdhak si mere seene main hoti bheege hai mere yeh lucky
lips aii hai hh...
(hai rama rama ho hai more rama dil main macha hai kyon koi
hungama
aayega koi bahoan main leke chumega mere yeh lucky lips aai
hai ha hhh hh.. ) - 2


abhijeet sawant
muhabbatein lootaonga - 2
main ched ke man ka saaz
saaz phir gaaunga
phir sabke dil ko aaj aaj behlaaonga
is manjar ko is pal ko bhul na paaonga
main bhul ise na paaunga

in lamho ka mujhe kabse intezaar tha
in khushiyon ke liye kabse bekraar tha
manzil milegi mujhe poora aaitbaar tha
in palkion main leke sapne hazar
dur tak jaaunga - 2
is manjar ko is pal ko bhul na paaonga
main bhul ise na paaunga

kitna suhana sa yeh apna safar hain
aapki duaon ka sara asar hain
aapka hain sab kutch aapko khabar hain
aapki inaayaton pe yaar baar baar
sar ko main jhukaunga
is manjar ko is pal ko bhul na paaonga
main bhul ise na paaunga
muhabbatein lootaonga
ha phir main gaaunga
dil ko behlaunga
is manjar ko is pal ko bhul na paaonga
main fbhul ise na paaunga
Big smile

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