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Posted: 19 October 2004 at 12:56pm | IP Logged

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later :"Da-ad..."
"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaa
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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An exasperated mother, whose son was  always getting into mischief, finally
asked him,  "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and
out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says
"For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her
small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he
asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
Little voice: "The big sissy."

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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying
lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one
started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to
you..."

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
Smith stopped to gently talk to the child. Smiling sweetly, the school
teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told that if I made ugly
faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith you can't say you weren't
warned."

 

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