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trups IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 04 April 2006 at 11:37pm | IP Logged
Hi Arrej.....congratsClapClapClapat last romaila made u MOWWink........r u ready for my bouncers?......here they r..

1.When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ?
2.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
3.What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ?
4.Is animal shampoo tested on humans?
5.Why is it a pair of pants, but only one shirt ?Wink
6.If you wear a sheet for halloween are you a ghost or a mattress ?
7.Do fish get thirsty ?
8.Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) ?
9.If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ?
10.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ?

I will back with more bouncersLOL




Edited by trups - 04 April 2006 at 11:38pm

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Posted: 05 April 2006 at 1:04am | IP Logged
haila...mamoo bole toe Wink
trups dii also ere wid her bouncers Clap ....areej twino ab toe tu pakki....ckean bowled ho jaye giiii......trups dii...is shane warne u noe LOL
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Posted: 05 April 2006 at 1:19am | IP Logged
Bole tu Saara..my sixers are coming up shorty..wait Wink

Edited by CuteAreej - 05 April 2006 at 1:19am
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Posted: 05 April 2006 at 1:42am | IP Logged

Sara Janu's Answers :

Areej twinoo yeh rahe mere YORKERS.....as accurate as brett lee n as fast as shoaib akhtar.... Wink LOL

Bole tu Saara...tumhein zayada kaun pasand hai Brett lee or Shoaib Akhtar..i would answer according to it na LOL

-Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

If the religious leaders have the right to practice religion then why not docs Wink


-If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Because the passengers have the right to privacy by the constitution and they don't want their conversations to be recorded LOL



- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

God didn't want to make this world overly populated and the second reason is, so that we can pay visit to our ancestors and not forget what our roots are LOL

-What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sliced animals Dead

-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

So that stupid people who are unaware of its taste don't mistake it for being expired when it's only sour in taste LOL

-A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

Yet! LOL

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You have successfully failed! Wink


-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Mine LOL

-A man had two sons and named them both Ed. why?

So that if he calls out Ed. atleast one of them show upLOL....Two eds are better than one Wink


-If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

No, they say everybody has to see life after death..how would that dead person see the after world if he/she doesn't have their contacts on LOL



-At what time do most people go to the dentist?

At two-thirty (tooth-hurty) Wink


-If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?

Yes, because smoking doesn't have to do anything with hands but has to do with lungs Wink 


-If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
how would i know..i am neither a vampire nor am i Jewish LOL


-Can you spell a composition with two letters?

Sure, SA (essay) LOL

-Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?

Because the scent gels along with the air Wink



-Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?

Sure, QT Wink



-If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

No it doesn't...cuz he goes straight up before reaching the 4th base LOL

-Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?

EZ Wink


-If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Because in army every General is a major problem and every Major is a general tension LOL

-Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

So that we learn to count back wards..afterall the whole reason for books is to educate as much as possible LOL

-Whats a question with no answer called?

rhetorical question! Big smile

-Where is the cat in the catwalk?

Cat walks out before models comes in...so that they don't have cat fight on the runway LOL


-If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

So that our eyes and mind can work together...as in first scenario as soon as we see orange the word orange comes up in our mind..so it's not good for co-ordination of eyes and brain LOL

-If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?

May be because the person who designed the whole english grammer got confused LOL


-Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Just because 10 is not pronounced onety LOL


i think so its enough 4 da time being...sachin tendulkar has alredy undergone a surgery.....it will not be fair wid him if i bowl all da YORKERS todayy Evil Smile
......so areej mamii be true enough to tell me
kaisi vatt lagii teri twinoooo....mazaa aagaya rey.....jaanti hoon.....apni hi behen ki vat laga rahi hoon...but i cud not resist....wen u asked me....to send my bouncers... LOL

Bole tu twinoo..ab bol kis ne kis ki vat lagayee LOL

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Posted: 05 April 2006 at 2:24am | IP Logged
Originally posted by CuteAreej

Sara Janu's Answers :

Areej twinoo yeh rahe mere YORKERS.....as accurate as brett lee n as fast as shoaib akhtar.... Wink LOL

Bole tu Saara...tumhein zayada kaun pasand hai Brett lee or Shoaib Akhtar..i would answer according to it na LOL

-Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

If the religious leaders have the right to practice religion then why not docs Wink


-If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Because the passengers have the right to privacy by the constitution and they don't want their conversations to be recorded LOL



- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

God didn't want to make this world overly populated and the second reason is, so that we can pay visit to our ancestors and not forget what our roots are LOL

-What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sliced animals Dead

-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

So that stupid people who are unaware of its taste don't mistake it for being expired when it's only sour in taste LOL

-A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

Yet! LOL

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You have successfully failed! Wink


-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Mine LOL

-A man had two sons and named them both Ed. why?

So that if he calls out Ed. atleast one of them show upLOL....Two eds are better than one Wink


-If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

No, they say everybody has to see life after death..how would that dead person see the after world if he/she doesn't have their contacts on LOL



-At what time do most people go to the dentist?

At two-thirty (tooth-hurty) Wink


-If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?

Yes, because smoking doesn't have to do anything with hands but has to do with lungs Wink 


-If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
how would i know..i am neither a vampire nor am i Jewish LOL


-Can you spell a composition with two letters?

Sure, SA (essay) LOL

-Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?

Because the scent gels along with the air Wink



-Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?

Sure, QT Wink



-If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

No it doesn't...cuz he goes straight up before reaching the 4th base LOL

-Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?

EZ Wink


-If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Because in army every General is a major problem and every Major is a general tension LOL

-Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

So that we learn to count back wards..afterall the whole reason for books is to educate as much as possible LOL

-Whats a question with no answer called?

rhetorical question! Big smile

-Where is the cat in the catwalk?

Cat walks out before models comes in...so that they don't have cat fight on the runway LOL


-If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

So that our eyes and mind can work together...as in first scenario as soon as we see orange the word orange comes up in our mind..so it's not good for co-ordination of eyes and brain LOL

-If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?

May be because the person who designed the whole english grammer got confused LOL


-Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Just because 10 is not pronounced onety LOL


i think so its enough 4 da time being...sachin tendulkar has alredy undergone a surgery.....it will not be fair wid him if i bowl all da YORKERS todayy Evil Smile
......so areej mamii be true enough to tell me
kaisi vatt lagii teri twinoooo....mazaa aagaya rey.....jaanti hoon.....apni hi behen ki vat laga rahi hoon...but i cud not resist....wen u asked me....to send my bouncers... LOL

Bole tu twinoo..ab bol kis ne kis ki vat lagayee LOL

tu badi hoshyaar hai twinoooo..........LOL....secret khool doon kiyaaaaa.....haann.....waise good tryyyy....LOL

wait for next over Wink

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Posted: 05 April 2006 at 3:47am | IP Logged

ok Areej nw frm me LOL

1. Are the beans kidney shaped or kidney beans shaped?

2. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?LOL

3. Why is it tht when yu send somethng by ship it is called CARGO and whn yu send it by car it is called SHIPMENT.

4. Why do we say we know it by heart when our brain did all the work?

5. How does the aspirin know where to go after we take it?

jst these for nw Tongue

 

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Posts: 11334

Posted: 05 April 2006 at 4:15am | IP Logged
hailaaaa kya Q hai apun toh pad bhi nahi sakta par apni areej sis zaroor jawab degi LOL
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Posts: 342

Posted: 05 April 2006 at 6:30am | IP Logged
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