Sara Janu's Answers :
Areej twinoo yeh rahe mere YORKERS.....as accurate as brett lee n as fast as shoaib akhtar.... π π
Bole tu Saara...tumhein zayada kaun pasand hai Brett lee or Shoaib Akhtar..i would answer according to it na π
-Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
If the religious leaders have the right to practice religion then why not docs π
-If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Because the passengers have the right to privacy by the constitution and they don't want their conversations to be recorded π
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
God didn't want to make this world overly populated and the second reason is, so that we can pay visit to our ancestors and not forget what our roots are π
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Sliced animals π€’
-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
So that stupid people who are unaware of its taste don't mistake it for being expired when it's only sour in taste π
-A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet! π
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You have successfully failed! π
-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Mine π
-A man had two sons and named them both Ed. why?
So that if he calls out Ed. atleast one of them show upπ....Two eds are better than one π
-If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
No, they say everybody has to see life after death..how would that dead person see the after world if he/she doesn't have their contacts on π
-At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At two-thirty (tooth-hurty) π
-If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?
Yes, because smoking doesn't have to do anything with hands but has to do with lungs π
-If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
how would i know..i am neither a vampire nor am i Jewish π
-Can you spell a composition with two letters?
Sure, SA (essay) π
-Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Because the scent gels along with the air π
-Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
Sure, QT π
-If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
No it doesn't...cuz he goes straight up before reaching the 4th base π
-Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?
EZ π
-If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Because in army every General is a major problem and every Major is a general tension π
-Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
So that we learn to count back wards..afterall the whole reason for books is to educate as much as possible π
-Whats a question with no answer called?
rhetorical question! π
-Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Cat walks out before models comes in...so that they don't have cat fight on the runway π
-If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
So that our eyes and mind can work together...as in first scenario as soon as we see orange the word orange comes up in our mind..so it's not good for co-ordination of eyes and brain π
-If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
May be because the person who designed the whole english grammer got confused π
-Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Just because 10 is not pronounced onety π
i think so its enough 4 da time being...sachin tendulkar has alredy undergone a surgery.....it will not be fair wid him if i bowl all da YORKERS todayy π
......so areej mamii be true enough to tell me
kaisi vatt lagii teri twinoooo....mazaa aagaya rey.....jaanti hoon.....apni hi behen ki vat laga rahi hoon...but i cud not resist....wen u asked me....to send my bouncers... π
Bole tu twinoo..ab bol kis ne kis ki vat lagayee π
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