Episode 2
(karan is on his way 2 work and sees a girl stealing)
karan: hey whose dat? oi rukh ja abhay...chori karta hai, oi rukh jaa, teri tho main aaj...aaah!! (pulls coat off and garbs her hand)
marriyam: (sighing deeply and lookin into his eyes)
(karan continuously stares at her and marriyam is trying to pull her hand away)
marriyam: I'm sorry (bites his arm)
karan: ow!!!
(marriyam turns back repeatedly to look at him)
karan: (smiles to himself

)...huh!! maine tho us ka naam thak nahin jaantha. yaar karan hamesha teri bolthi bandh ho jati hai...naam pooch letha tho tera kya jata....hmph!!
(next scene...shirley is goin 2 work in her car, and it crashes and the other person is no1 other than shahrukh)
shirley: (

) excuse me.
(shahrukh turns and looks at the cars)
shahrukh: i'm so sorry ma'am, i rely am.
shirley: well u no wot u shud b.
shahrukh: well ma'am main apne bhai se baat kar raha tha phone pe.
shirley: aap ko fone pe dhehaan dhena chahiye ya car pe? mujhe samajh nahin athi tum loghon ko driving license kaise milthay hai...abh kuch bologay ya yehi aise hi chup khare rahogay (

).
shahrukh: well...
shirley: maine apni baat khatam nahin ki
shahrukh: ( laughs

)
shirley: tumhe bari khansi arehi hai na, okay dekhte hai....main abhi police ko phone karti hoon.
shahrukh: uh uh...is ki zaroorat nahin hai...police already yehi par hai
shirley: kahan?
shahrukh: (about to laugh his head off) (shows his badge)
shirley: (

) voh um....
shahrukh: haan abh bolo na jo bol rehi thi....(

)(walks away while laughing)
shirley: argh!!!
(next scene...Amal is returning from her beautician course)
Amal: arey driver zara jaldi karo na
driver: acha mem saab
Amal: (thinking-Tashu will be so suprised, when she sees me)
(suddenly a car comes from front and the driver steers the car to the side...where the car falls in towards a valley but gets stuck in a biiiiigggg tree)(the glasses of the windows break)
(After a while Amal regains conscious...and sees the broken windows and remembers that the car crashed, she touches her head and finds she is bleeding...she looks around and sees the driver has gone)
Amal: stupid, namak-haram...shukar hai ke maine usse abhi thak paise nahin diye...(turns to get out a tissue from her purse and sees that her purse is gone) argh!!! that stupid driver!!!
Amal: (

) koi hai bachao!!! please meri madhat karoooo...(the car moves down slowly)...argh!!...(Amal is crying and panicing)...KOI HAI BACHAO!!!
(all people around the dhaba above the valley, rush to see hu is calling for help.
(Then ppl comes our amal's hero...Rahil)
(Rahil hears the screams he runs 2 c whats happened)
Rahil: hato bhai...(looks down and sees amal)
Amal: (looks up and sees rahil) dekhiye aap meri madhat karenge...mera drive rbhi bhaag gaya hai mera purse le ke, aur yeh gaari aistha aistha neche ki taraf chali jaa rehi hai
Rahil: dekhiye just relax, main aap ko nikaalay bina yahan se nahin jaane wala....aap mujhe apna haath dijiye
Amal: mujhse aisa nahin hoga...mujhe bohat darr lagtha hai unchaiyon se
Rahil: dekhiye, aap mujh pe bharosa rakhiye main aap ko kuch nahin hone dhoonga...koshish kijiye...trust me
Amal: ok, reaches out of the car to give her hand and the car moves downwards) Argh!! sorry mujhse nahin hoga.
Rahil: look no problem, main neche ajata hoon...(climbs down slowly and asks amal her name)...aap ka naam kya hai?
Amal: Amal, aur aap ka?
Rahil: Rahil, nice meeting you amal...(He gets into the car)
Amal: same...(the car moves further down)
(the front screen glass breaks and amal falls further down)
Amal: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Rahil: amal, give me your hand
(she gives him her hand)
Rahil: koi police ko phone karo...
Amal: mujhe bohat darr lagh raha hai, i think this is the end of me yaar...main tho gaye
Rahil: chup, aise baatein anhin akrte...main tumhara haath nahin chorne wala tho tum jaane ka khayaal chor dho
(both look into each others eyes)
(later tashu, zayed and other backup officers arrive, they get amal and rahil out of the valley)
Tashu: Amal, agar tumh lift chahiye thi tho tum bhai ko fone kar dhethi ya mujhe...aise stupid driver ke saath kyun aye...jise tum jaanthi hi nahin, abh hogaya na purse chori...koi baat nahin lets go home
Amal: haan, eik minute...Rahil?
Rahil: (turns around) oh amal, bolo
Amal: thanks main abh jaa rehi hoon
Rahil: oh (

)...anyways phir milenge (puts his hand forward, amal shakes his hand)
So hw was dat ppl?
Luv Tashu