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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:51am | IP Logged

hi all fun loving ppl

(if u rnt fun loving, plz dont read furtherWink)

as v r all being bored here, wat abt havin some fun??Smile

lets poat some jokes, funny pics, funny incidents here

lets make some fun out of HK forumWink

LOLLOLLOL



Edited by sammie - 31 March 2006 at 4:52am

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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:03am | IP Logged
ok, i'm starting with some awful ones Wink

no offence to neone Smile

just read in a lite mood Big smile

Edited by sammie - 31 March 2006 at 5:04am
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:06am | IP Logged
one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.


what MORAL do u get???


An IDEA can change your wife.
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:07am | IP Logged
A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(


Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:08am | IP Logged

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI



Edited by sammie - 31 March 2006 at 10:44am
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:12am | IP Logged
1. Heights of Fashion?
    Dhoti with a zip!

2. Heights of Secrecy?
    Offering blank visiting cards!

3. Heights of Activelaziness?
    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. Heights of Laziness?
    Marrying a pregnant woman.

5. Heights of Craziness?
   Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:12am | IP Logged
1.Heights of Forgetfulness?
   Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

2. Heights of Stupidity?
   A man looking! through a keyhole of a glass door.

3. Heights of Honesty?
   A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

4. Heights of Suicide?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

5. Heights of De-hydration?
     A cow giving milk powder.

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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 5:17am | IP Logged
1 ) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution


=

Heart Attack

matlab



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