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sweety001 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 30 March 2006 at 4:44pm | IP Logged
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?


Wrong Answer.
   
   
   


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions!


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?


Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.




Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but crocodiles live in it, and you  >>>do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?!


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting, so
the crocodiles are not in the river now. This tests whether you learn
quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.


Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

meghavi IF-Rockerz
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Posts: 8263

Posted: 30 March 2006 at 4:59pm | IP Logged

lolz!!  Nice post!

I only got # 3, riteEmbarrassedTongue ..which was...the Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?





 

Urooj3k Goldie
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Posts: 2410

Posted: 30 March 2006 at 5:02pm | IP Logged
LOL I dint get any of them ryte Ouch ......but thanx....made me laugh after readin the answerz LOL
sweety001 IF-Dazzler
sweety001
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Posts: 3137

Posted: 30 March 2006 at 5:10pm | IP Logged
ya me too!
Pachu.P IF-Sizzlerz
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Posts: 15746

Posted: 30 March 2006 at 5:49pm | IP Logged
LOL

Nice one!!
Shezaadi Goldie
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Posts: 2301

Posted: 30 March 2006 at 6:20pm | IP Logged
lol LOL nice post!

I only got #3 right Embarrassed

Areej
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Posted: 30 March 2006 at 7:40pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
i didnt get any right! Embarrassed
CuteFairy91 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 30 March 2006 at 8:05pm | IP Logged
heheeh. lolz. I didnt even get 1 right. lolz. LOL LOL

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