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I thought I'd try for some comedic humor to lighten the mood in these parts. My apologies in advance if it turns out completely unfunny. Also, I want to say thanks to Illyria for posting these pictures in the picture gallery!
Arnav: You're leaving? But why?
Lavanya: -Blank Stare-
Arnav: I know we broke up but that doesn't mean that you have to...oh wait. Umm... yeah. Have a safe flight!
Arnav: I promise not to leave your side all nig- -stops talking-
Lavanya: ASR? Are you okay?
Arnav: Shhh...my Khushi senses are tingling.
Khushi: Don't mind me everyone, I'm just going to stand in front of this door and my practice my speech...
Arnav: -opens door mid speech-
Khushi: Oh ****
Arnav: Khushi? -looks down at gift- What the eff is that?
Khushi: It's a gift.
Arnav: For me?
Khushi: Yes for you, why do you look so surprised?
Arnav: Do you hate me, Khushi is that it?
Khushi: WHAT? I don't hate you (even though technically, I should since you've been an asshole about your engagement, but I digress).
Arnav: Then why are you gifting me if you don't hate me?
Khushi: Since when did a gift become a bad thing?
Arnav: It's not the gift that is bad, it's just gifts and I do not mesh well with one another.
Khushi: What are you talking about?
Arnav: Well, let's see...Last time I got a gift from someone, it was accompanied by a suicide note. And the last time I gave a gift to someone, it was accompanied by breaking your heart.
Khushi: ...I see your point. Here have it anyways.
-Khushi leaves-
Arnav: Hmm, it looks flammable. Maybe if I burn it without opening it I can avoid the consequences, or better yet, maybe I can just give it to Di, to use a ritual sacrifice in one of her prayer sessions. Yeah, that seems like the best option.
Thoughts? I'd love some feedback! Hopefully you were able to crack a smile or two.
Lavanya: -Blank Stare-
Arnav: I know we broke up but that doesn't mean that you have to...oh wait. Umm... yeah. Have a safe flight!
Lavanya: ASR? Are you okay?
Arnav: Shhh...my Khushi senses are tingling.
Arnav: -opens door mid speech-
Arnav: Khushi? -looks down at gift- What the eff is that?
Khushi: It's a gift.
Arnav: For me?
Khushi: Yes for you, why do you look so surprised?
Arnav: Do you hate me, Khushi is that it?
Khushi: WHAT? I don't hate you (even though technically, I should since you've been an asshole about your engagement, but I digress).
Arnav: Then why are you gifting me if you don't hate me?
Khushi: Since when did a gift become a bad thing?
Arnav: It's not the gift that is bad, it's just gifts and I do not mesh well with one another.
Khushi: What are you talking about?
Arnav: Well, let's see...Last time I got a gift from someone, it was accompanied by a suicide note. And the last time I gave a gift to someone, it was accompanied by breaking your heart.
Khushi: ...I see your point. Here have it anyways.
Arnav: Hmm, it looks flammable. Maybe if I burn it without opening it I can avoid the consequences, or better yet, maybe I can just give it to Di, to use a ritual sacrifice in one of her prayer sessions. Yeah, that seems like the best option.
Thoughts? I'd love some feedback! Hopefully you were able to crack a smile or two.
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