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Hi all i am forced to start this thread because i feel that the thread
'HR to be interviewed by BBC' has been closed my the mods for no reason...I am just putting the starting article which the HR fans found offensive and compelled the mods to close the topic...
Here is what the content was...
Hi came to know about this...Really exciting isn' it???????????
I will update this soon................
It has started and John Dixon welcomes the audience..It seems to be a live interview with public presence...I can see lot indians in the cowd...They are all cheering..
There seems to be some kind of confusion in the show...
It's a break...
The show starts again...
John Dixon comes and it seems something is seriously wrong..
He apologises to evryone stating the name had been wrongly
spelt and it's actually an upcoming Bollywood music composer
who has recently ventured into singing..
Finally that great moment comes..
He says..Let's all welcome todays's shining star in our musical
galaxy, Mr.....(finds it difficult to pronounce the name)
I am utterly shocked to hear the name but still ..eagerly wait
to see HR coming in a 'rock' washed blue denim,a gap sweat shirt
and....oh my God!!!!!!!!!!The cap is missing..I can't believe it...
He waves to the cheering crowd..and suddenly turns back and vanishes..
Everybody is in a fix..even Mr. Dixon..He seems planning to take a
break to make up for all of this...But nooooooooooo..Our 'ROCK'ing
HR is back..and now he looks more like him with his nike sports
He too apologises to the crowd for coming on stage without the cap..
Some talks and jokes...
The show starts again and Mr Dixon asks HR about his struggling days
in Bollywood and about his current popularity..
HR tries to put the nouns,verbs,pronouns in place...(manages well in the end)
Speaks about how he was inspired by Altaaf Raaja and his popularity..and
how he plans to target his audience...
Some more blah blah talks...some hint on how he lost to one great composer
on a recent reality show..(seems pointing at ID and Vinit's loss)
The show starts and Mr Dixon asks HR to present something for the
audience..HR seems to grab this with both hands...takes out a napkin
from his pocket and clears his nose..
Pin drop silence across the whole auditorium..with everyone's lips
locked..ears wide open...Even HR seems to be locking his lips...
This is just amazing ....fantastic...i can hear..
'Naaashique bannnaaaya aapne..'John seems little woried about the sound system.
He thinks that the sound engineer has played the tape before HR starts lipsyncing..
I can still see HR's lips tightly locked...(Now i am seriously looking for Vinit if
he is doing this on HR's behalf..)But noone is around..Everyone looking around to figure
out where this sound is coming from...Everyone seems clueless...The sound engineer
breaks into the stage and he seems to be almost in comma now..He is to shocked..
Things are really going out of control..
But i can still hear..'mneeri nignaah mnein tnera chehnra rawaaaaaaan hai...'
John is forced to take a break...
The show starts again...
By now people have realised the immense potential of HR's nose..
Insurance companies have already lined up for the job..I can see the
guy who has insured Lataji's voice in the front of the queue...
People have come up from their seats to witness this new marvel of the 21st century..
John seems to be inundated by calls from Fox and other leading New's agencies..
John proudly states that HR might soon be attending a Guiness show for singing with
his mouth shut...
I am really overwhelmed to see some Indian receiving such honour...
The chaos is reaching to its pick...People just want to get a feel of HR's nose.
He has been kind enough to throw away his cap for the audience...There is a brawl
going around for getting that ...'ROCK'ing Nike cap...
John seems to be completely ruffled by the situation..(seems never seen such a thing before)
Even i am confused...I leave it on you all to decide..
But the show is still on...
Will update gain..
The show has started again..
I can see some security people guarding HR and taking him to the backstage...
The crowd is just furious to see HR leaving...
John looks more composed now...
Has the mic back again and seems planning to make some announcement..
He says..We are really sorry for such a situation...But this proves his talent
He urges the people to take their seats as there is one more special guest from
Bollywood is about to come up on stage..
I can hear ...'Bheegey honth tere..pyasaa dil mera....'(Lovely song by Kunal )
I am really expecting Kunal now..That will be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But here John takes the last break(just hope its really the last one)
The show starts...
Myself really excited...who will it be...
John finally reads...
'Ladies & gentleman...with big rounds of applause...let's welcome on stage
the latest Bollywood sensaaaaaaaaaaaation....
I have stopped watching the show...
Leave the rest for you all.........
My sincere request to you all is ...please don't just enjoy reading this..Let me know if this article violates any of the forums conduct...
The 2 main rule that any forum has are:
1. Articles free from sexual content--My article surely gets a clean chit here...
2. No personal attacks..This is just a satire and i know how a satire and a personal attack differs...
Again i request you all to drop in your valuable opinions on this..
HR fans i beg to you ..can't you take things in the right sense of the humour?????
When someone slips on the road...we instinctly laugh..Is that an abuse/attack or a satire...
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