Dialogues, Poetry & Songs On Characters - Page 2

  

Originally posted by: tara

kool game, like it!

Originally posted by: gk_09

Nice ideaa!😊

Thnks PPL!!! lolz.... here's a joke:

 

 

IDIOTTTTTT!!!!!

😆 omg riaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ita shoo hilariouss..i will definately participate later..mein bhi inn sabkaa band jaroor bajaaongi.. 😉

   

Originally posted by: ankita_hiten

😆 omg riaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ita shoo hilariouss..i will definately participate later..mein bhi inn sabkaa band jaroor bajaaongi.. 😉

Thnks Anks... lolz..... anoda one!!!

DA SCRUPULOUS FAMILY

Karan was on a drive when a police officer stopped him and informed that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won 2 crores in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked with a bright smile.

Karan responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, Nandini, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

  This woke up Harsh in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet???????"

 

 

WOW!!! the police officer was REAL SMART...................

    Anks me waiting for ur BAND impatiently ................ Hurry UPPPPP!!!!

mt god mahvish slowdown.... 😆

   

Originally posted by: Immie

mt god mahvish slowdown.... 😆

 

LOLZZZ! 

BTW... my name's Ria... call me Ria

Here's some more from my side-

tulsi-
Main aisi kyun hoon, Main aisi kyun hoon?
Karna hain kya mujhko yeh maine kab hain jaana,
Bas itna pata hain ki sabko hain ek ek kar maarna,
Kanoon is andha, Viranis are blind..
and I will rule..with all my might!

😆

  

Originally posted by: ronitfan

Here's some more from my side-

tulsi-
Main aisi kyun hoon, Main aisi kyun hoon? 
  Karna hain kya mujhko yeh maine kab hain jaana,
Bas itna pata hain ki sabko hain ek ek kar maarna,
Kanoon is andha, Viranis are blind..
and I will rule..with all my might!

😆

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Ba's Checkup

  Ba goes to the doctor's for a checkup.

  The doctor runs some tests and tells Ba, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

Ba says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

  Well, upon hearing this… the doctor was astonished.

He called Tulsi and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about about your Ba's connection with God. She claims that every night when she needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for her   and turns it off for her again when she leaves. Is this true?''

Tulsi says, ''That idiot, she's been peeing

in the refrigerator ..........!!!!!!!''

 

 

  OH BAA!!!!! LOOK WHT U DID........ SUBB KO hepatitis.............. abb saarey parivaar waaley ladayee, maar kutayee KAISE KAREN GEYYYYYY?????? bechari ladkiyan bemaar ho jayen gee toh make-up kaise karein gee???? NOW WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THEIR REAL FACES............

Tulsi: Nazar Nazar.... dhoonde usse

Mihir: Kisko tulsi? *grinning*

Tulsi: Arre... bandook ko.. aur kisko...

Mihir:

Tulsi: Poora hafta ho gaya hai ussko haat main nahii pakdha... bechainee see ho rahii hai... raat ko so nahii sakii....   help me find my gun and then i'll go do some shikaar on poor people... tubb toh court case kii bhi hardly koi problem hogii.

 

 

-Ria