a good laugh

Here's a cute joke by Barbie:

 mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church.

So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

here's another one by Jem4Himesh:

>Chinese.

>Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.

>Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.This is

what he came up with....

>******************************************************** ************

>"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so


>I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run


>until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to

>throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run


>away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next


>day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to


>come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't


>understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1".

thanks I heard this before 😆

I really liked these jokes. And if you did please comment on them! 😊

yaaro u guyz don't like the joke?

here's another one by ashish in:

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.

They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."

They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too.

Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."

im in a mood 4 jokes!

Originally posted by: kripaloveangad

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guyz if u hve jokes post em here!

guyz if u hve jokes post em here!