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Posted: 24 June 2004 at 10:45pm | IP Logged

AJIT:Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabzemeinhai .......            ========================================== : Robert:Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hipadegak.!        

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(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT:Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
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Robert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....)
Robert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Robert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.     
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Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT:Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT:Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
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Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
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AJIT:"Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
AJIT:"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullsh*t kya hota hai

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Edited by kanchi - 24 June 2004 at 10:47pm

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