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Posted: 14 December 2011 at 12:25pm | IP Logged

1. Make a bonfire, throw their books in, and say "It's Magic!"

2. Tell them the Weasley's are gingers.

3. Say that Harry belongs with Hermoine, rather than her screwing Ron.

4. Constantly tell them that Edward Cullen is hotter than Harry.

5. Argue that Stephanie Meyer could beat J.K. Rowling in a drag race.

6. Tell them that James from Twilight could eat Voldemort. Literally.

7. Repetitively ask if Harry likes playing with magic sticks, if you know what I mean.

8. Remind them Daniel Radcliffe was in a play where he was naked and fantasized about horses.

9. Run around riding a tree branch, shouting "I'M HARRY POTTER!"

10. Talk with a horrible British accent and claim you go to Hogwarts.

11.  Remind them Dumbledore is gay.

12. Exclaim "Well Harry doesn't sparkle in the sunlight!"

13. Tell them Bella is much prettier than Ginny.

14. Insist that Snape uses Loreal to condition his hair.

15. When seeing a poster or picture with Harry on it, scream "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

16. Pronounce the actor's names wrong.

17. Ask who Harry Potter is.

18. Tell them Dumbledore hides a rabbit under his hat.

19. Pronounce the character's names wrong.

20. Suggest that Harry should look into a pair of D&G glasses rather than his silly round ones.

21. Ask if Voldemort got plastic surgery on his nose.

22. Say Harry should try out Mederma.

23.  Ask "If Harry's scar hurts so bad, then why doesn't he just take Tylenol?!"

24. Tell them "Why so Sirus — Black?"

25. Ask them if they do know what Harry means and claim J.K. Rowling is perverted.

 
these really cracked me up so thought to share it with everyone!:) read and enjoy an do like and comment!:)

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Posted: 16 December 2011 at 11:18pm | IP Logged
All r hilarious... especially 14 n 21 ROFLROFL

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Posted: 18 December 2011 at 4:15am | IP Logged
They're all hilarious and so OTT! But okay some of them won't piss me off! Like this one -

21. Ask if Voldemort got plastic surgery on his nose.

I would just reply, yes...yes why not? He sure got some work done. :P

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Posted: 18 December 2011 at 10:22am | IP Logged
Excellent post!! I'll rip up the person limb to limb if he dare say anything about Snape!!!!!

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Posted: 21 December 2011 at 9:11am | IP Logged
haa i fell down laughing when i read this epsecially nos 14 ,21

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Posted: 23 December 2011 at 1:34pm | IP Logged
ROFL

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Posted: 25 December 2011 at 12:19pm | IP Logged
The majority of these don't piss me off but they're funnyLOL

Snape needs a much stronger conditioner than a L'Oreal one but I love that Avatar of him with the L'Oreal tag lineROFL


Edited by Ahlaam5 - 25 December 2011 at 12:19pm

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Posted: 25 December 2011 at 8:15pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by taanu112

2. Tell them the Weasley's are gingers.

3. Say that Harry belongs with Hermoine, rather than her screwing Ron.

4. Constantly tell them that Edward Cullen is hotter than Harry.

6. Tell them that James from Twilight could eat Voldemort. Literally.

7. Repetitively ask if Harry likes playing with magic sticks, if you know what I mean.

8. Remind them Daniel Radcliffe was in a play where he was naked and fantasized about horses.

9. Run around riding a tree branch, shouting "I'M HARRY POTTER!"

10. Talk with a horrible British accent and claim you go to Hogwarts.

11.  Remind them Dumbledore is gay.

12. Exclaim "Well Harry doesn't sparkle in the sunlight!"

13. Tell them Bella is much prettier than Ginny.

14. Insist that Snape uses Loreal to condition his hair.

15. When seeing a poster or picture with Harry on it, scream "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

17. Ask who Harry Potter is.

18. Tell them Dumbledore hides a rabbit under his hat.

20. Suggest that Harry should look into a pair of D&G glasses rather than his silly round ones.

21. Ask if Voldemort got plastic surgery on his nose.

22. Say Harry should try out Mederma.

23.  Ask "If Harry's scar hurts so bad, then why doesn't he just take Tylenol?!"

24. Tell them "Why so Sirus ' Black?"

 
these really cracked me up so thought to share it with everyone!:) read and enjoy an do like and comment!:)


None of these will really annoy me though :P But the list was pretty funny!

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