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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 8:53am | IP Logged

Originally posted by adwarakanath

No. They live in jungles with their wives. Reason why our population's so much and we have such unique species of wildlifeLOL

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Do Indians use computers?

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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:01am | IP Logged
Originally posted by dolly

Just to lighten the things a bit I thought to post these ...i saw them and thought of posting it here

To help the new wave of incoming students from India,
here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday:

Q.  What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?
A.Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery
skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot.
In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives.
You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....

Q.  You're from India?  I have read so much about the country.  All
    the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants.
    Do you still use elephants for transportation?
A. Absolutely.  In fact we used to have our own elephant in our
house.  But later, we started participating in elephant-ride
sharing schemes with our neighbors, to save the air.  You see
elephants have an "emissions" problem.....



Q.  Does India have cars?
A. No.  We ride elephants to work.  The government is trying to
encourage ride-sharing schemes.



Q.  Does India have TV?
A. No.  We only have cable.



Q.  Are all Indians vegetarian?
A. Yes.  Even tigers are vegetarian in India.



Q.  How come you speak English so well?
A.  You see when the British were ruling India,they employed Indians
as servants.  It took too long for the Indians to learn English.
So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused
their servants' babies with it and since then
all babies born are born speaking English.



Q.  Are you a Hindi?
A.  Yes.  I am spoken everyday in Northern India.



Q.  Do you speak Hindu?
A.Yes,  I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.



Q.  Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
A.Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would
let me go to school.



Q.  India is very hot, isn't it?
A.It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously.
That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.



Q.  Are there any business companies in India?
A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency.
We all make our own clothes and grow our own food.  That is why
you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is is a lot of hard
work.



Q. Indians cannot beef, huh?
A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet.
So eating cows is forbidden.  However in order to decrease the
population of the country, the government is trying to encourage
everyone to eat human meat.



Q.  India is such a religious place.  Do you meditate regularly?
A.Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink.  But
it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work
when I meditate like that.  But the bosses there do the same thing.
That is why things are so inefficient there.



Q.  I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that?
A.  We don't have shoes.  So we burn the botton of our feet to make it
hard so that we can walk.



Q.  Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
A.I prefer it to coming naked.

 

too goodLOLLOLLOL

I also get stupid questions as well and want to say why not U go and see

U'r selfAngry  sorry hate sterotypes that people have about indiaSmile



Edited by teenindia_usa - 23 March 2006 at 9:01am
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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:11am | IP Logged
Wat r these questions all about, where r they asked? this is disgusting.
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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:15am | IP Logged

Originally posted by amogh8188

1 more question?

Do Indians live in houses? Wink

heheheeh,

i tell u my experinece

I told one of my coworker ...to be polite and all when I saw her house saying you have a nice house   she asked me do you have houses there.I said yes. and she said isn't india is a desert with lot of snakes and snake charmers.....she saw in a movie thatLOL

 

 

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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:17am | IP Logged

Originally posted by gvnls

Wat r these questions all about, where r they asked? this is disgusting.

please donot get upset. these q are asked to us poor NRi or indians who come to US and other so called developed coun tries who have very poor knowledge of whats going around the world. please take it in a good humor

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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:18am | IP Logged
Originally posted by dolly

Originally posted by amogh8188

1 more question?

Do Indians live in houses? Wink

heheheeh,

i tell u my experinece

I told one of my coworker ...to be polite and all when I saw her house saying you have a nice house   she asked me do you have houses there.I said yes. and she said isn't india is a desert with lot of snakes and snake charmers.....she saw in a movie thatLOL

 

 

Are you serious that this is the image of India in Western countries.

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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:20am | IP Logged

well want i got personally was since light skinned and have hazel eyes(my mom's genetics) a guy asked me:

Are U sure U an indian?
my answer was last that I checked LOL

Waht I should have said is we all look alikeLOL

andby the way we indiansdo not have to spend so much at the tanning salonLOL

Geeze people are so sterotypical Angry sorry again Smile

proudtobe an indianTongue



Edited by teenindia_usa - 23 March 2006 at 9:24am
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Posted: 23 March 2006 at 9:21am | IP Logged
Originally posted by amogh8188

Originally posted by dolly

Originally posted by amogh8188

1 more question?

Do Indians live in houses? Wink

heheheeh,

i tell u my experinece

I told one of my coworker ...to be polite and all when I saw her house saying you have a nice house   she asked me do you have houses there.I said yes. and she said isn't india is a desert with lot of snakes and snake charmers.....she saw in a movie thatLOL

 

 

Are you serious that this is the image of India in Western countries.

well that person was in late 40's and very limited knowledge.Things have changed a bit ...may be because of out sourcing ..who knows. BUt I tell you in smaller towns here they donot know it. I mean even in US the people in smaller towns are narrow minded and some what baised.What I do is educate them..without getting offended

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