Letters to Bollywood stars

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frosty

@frosty

Goldie

Posted: 12 years ago

If you could write a letter to a bollywood star (it does not have to be one you like) what would you write? Mine would be

Dear Mr. Bachan (sr)

Stop tweeting, blogging, giving interviews. In short STFU!!

-frosty

Dear SRK,

Do not use your kids for publicity. Also, Ra.One SUCKED. I want my money back

-frosty

Dear Shahid,

Grow up

-frosty

Dear PC,

Stop with the surgeries. That nose is going to fall off.

-frosty

Dear Kat,

Stop with the surgeries. Those lips are going to explode.

-frosty

Please do share your letters

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TheRager

@TheRager

IF-Addictz

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear Abhi,
Stop pretending that acting in films is what you really want to do.

-Ksh

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poppy2009

@poppy2009

IF-Rockerz

Posted: 12 years ago

Good one, Frosty!

Dear Sallu Bhai,

BE HUMAN! Literally!

- Poppy

Dear Deepika,

Start acting and Stop being a man-eater.

-Poppy

Dear Sonam,

Stick to clothes and stay away from acting.

-Poppy

Dear KJo,

Come out of the closet, like already!

-Poppy

Dear Biru,

Tell your parents to STFU and not speak on your behalf!

-Poppy

Dear Shahid,

Stop taking your self so seriously...because no one else does!

-Poppy

Dear Katrina,

I hope by the time you leave India, you would know the difference between Yellow Sauce and Moong Dal!

-Poppy

Dear Piggy Chops,

S stands not only for Shah Rukh Khan, it also stands for a word you might not know...Self-respect. Get it.

-Poppy

Dear Big B,

Stay away from your Personal Computer. FOREVER!

-Poppy

Edited by poppy2009 - 12 years ago

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649486

Posted: 12 years ago

Ranbir - Ami jaan ki godh se bahaar niklo
Amitabh - Stop twittering and tweaking.
Abhishek - Mothercare. urgently require some enthusiastic applicants
Edited by 2direct - 12 years ago

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

IF-Sizzlerz

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear Shahid,

Meena loves you chupke chupke, so dont get fooled by all her innuendo jokes about your 'ahem ahem'. Also can you please stop wearing butt pads and the pale pink lipstick in every movie of yours?

P

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TintinleMechant

@TintinleMechant

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear Anil Kapoor, Sonam, Deepika,

Please STFU.

sincerely,

Priya.

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31609

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear kareena

You are starting to look like the female version of sunny deol...so unless u wanna say dialogues like "yeh dhai kilo ka haath", lose tht fatass...

kthanx

Neelu

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428419

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear Kareena,Katrina,Sonam,Deepika,Ranbir,Imran,SRK,Hrithik,Aishwariya,Abhishek,Amitabh,Jackie Shroff,Karan Johar,Ranveer,Anushka,KRK.

Please continue to keep me entertained offscreen.Love you loads.

Thanks.
sb.

..🤣🤣
Edited by .sb. - 12 years ago

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401366

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear Mr. Bachan (sr)

Inundate all the media with your tweets, blogs, & interviews . In short be ubiquitous!!

-mogli

Dear SRK,

Use every single being on your life for publicity. Also, Make more movies like Ra.One. I don't want my money back as It helped this bulimic soul to ...

-mogli

Dear Shahid,

Ask the secret of Benjamin Button & apply that on your life.

-mogli

Dear PC,

Don't stop the surgeries. Try every nose that your mom's clinic provides

-mogli

Dear Kat,

Do more surgeries. I wanna see you trying every shape on those fruit baskets carried... as your apparatuses

-mogli

I've given you guys the recipes for disaster as I want you guys to scram from B-town 😵 Ta-ta!

😃

will add more later

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Sandra

@ana1

IF-Rockerz

Posted: 12 years ago

Dear bollywood,

Never stop giving W*F statements. you guys are my daily dose of laughter. Keep the stupid statements/fights/remarks/hurted souls coming!

Ana

Dear Kareena,

You are a pretty girl lose the chicken thighs. And get your sister to gain weight. YOu both need help.

Ana :)

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