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jprasad IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 12:52pm | IP Logged
Tonight, Raj is in for a shock as he attempts to woo Jessica. What is it?

Mere khayal se....she is gonna fart on him just as he light a candle and the room will blow up because of the methane gas release.

rose85 Senior Member
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 12:58pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:13pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by jprasad

Tonight, Raj is in for a shock as he attempts to woo Jessica. What is it?

Mere khayal se....she is gonna fart on him just as he light a candle and the room will blow up because of the methane gas release.

OMG....LOL...I CANT STOP LAUGHING...UR  TOO MUCH JP!!!

LOL

 

 

 

 

shiverz Goldie
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:16pm | IP Logged

LOLLOLLOL lol JP, i know-- SETindia previews are soo funny..

for the longest time, the only preview they gave was "watch jassi in all her new splendour"--- i was thinking.. what's that supposed to mean?? LOL

Selina IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:29pm | IP Logged
LOL, Good one JP
Cool_girl_2145 Senior Member
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:31pm | IP Logged
lol....oh my god i can't stop laughing...methane gas release?LOL....
queenbee Goldie
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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:42pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by jprasad


Mere khayal se....she is gonna fart on him just as he light a candle and the room will blow up because of the methane gas release.


farting produces methane!?!? oh hellTongue ... my hubby kept insisting its methane.. and I kept insisting its hyhrogen sulphide or something... looks like I loseOuchOuch

Meanwhile, I came across this extremely educative article on farting at http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_079.html ...

jprasad, I've just GOT to dedicate this article to you, my wonderful funny fart freak friendHug

What exactly is a fart?

18-Jun-1982


Dear Cecil:

With all your scatological insight, what exactly is a fart? Is it, as some surmise, a burp gone wrong? Is it a relative of the hiccup? The sneeze? And is it not healthier to vent oneself than to squelch? --Phillip S., Chicago

Dear Phillip:

Your question comes at an opportune moment--I've just been reading up on the subject in the Harvard Medical School Health Letter. Harvard is a veritable gold mine when it comes to flatulence.

Intestinal gas, we learn, is made up mostly of five gases: nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane. The first two you get from swallowing air during eating, while the last three are generated in the large intestine. From this we may deduce that burps and belches, which emanate from the stomach, consist mostly of air. Hiccups and sneezes, of course, are wholly unrelated.

Hydrogen and carbon dioxide are produced by bacteria nibbling on undigested food in the colon. The noble bean, for instance, contains complex sugars that cannot be broken down by the body's digestive juices. Upon arriving in the colon, these sugars are set upon vigorously by the resident microbes, and the resultant fermentation produces the cheerful calliope effect celebrated in such cinematic masterworks as Blazing Saddles.

Methane, another digestive byproduct, is responsible for the unique blue flame that has absorbed the attentions of college freshmen for generations. It is recommended, incidentally, that persons contemplating experiments in this line wear fireproof undies when doing so. Unca Cecil speaks from experience.

I might further mention that a friend of mine, who has reason to worry, has inquired whether there are any cases on record of persons who have exploded as a result of smoking in bed after a hearty bean barbecue. To date I have not been able to find any. However, internal detonations supposedly have resulted from the incautious use of an electrocautery device inside the bowel. The eating of beans before surgery, therefore, is definitely contraindicated.

Interestingly, the characteristic fragrance of the fart is produced not by any of the aforementioned gases but by "minute amounts of volatile chemicals formed by bacterial metabolism of residual protein and fat," we read here. Persons whose flatulence is especially memorable in this regard may be suffering from dietary maladjustment. For example, people with lactase deficiency who drink a lot of milk are said to be able to produce a gas of near-lethal impact. 

Other foods that may produce farts of unusual pungency include broccoli, onions, cauliflower, cabbage, radishes, and raw apples. Don't those seem like the ideal salad ingredients for an eventful sorority lunch?

--CECIL ADAMS


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Posted: 29 March 2005 at 1:45pm | IP Logged

AHAHAHAHA, queenbee!!!LOLLOLLOL my god, you're SO funny!!!

and thanks for the article-- it was very.... err.... enlightening!Wink

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