Jokes

India-Forums

   
Jokes
Jokes

Upgrade from a Grlfriend to a Wife

bishant2005 Newbie
bishant2005
bishant2005

Joined: 21 July 2004
Posts: 13

Posted: 15 October 2004 at 8:45pm | IP Logged

Hi !

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that The new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and aunches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run Some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance Drunk 'n' Naked 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security.

The Un-installation will abort." Can you help me, please!!!

Reply from Tech. Support

Dear Software Engineer,

 

Ref: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In fact I would suggest u to use this command everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0 Do not, under anycircumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best ofluck.

Tech Support.

 

 

heyher87 Senior Member
heyher87
heyher87

Joined: 21 April 2004
Posts: 518

Posted: 16 October 2004 at 11:47pm | IP Logged

THIS IS SO FUNNY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORKSmile

kaleidoscope Goldie
kaleidoscope
kaleidoscope

Joined: 15 July 2004
Posts: 3547

Posted: 17 October 2004 at 2:31am | IP Logged
LOLLOL............good going BishantWink
Minnie IF-Rockerz
Minnie
Minnie

Joined: 20 September 2004
Posts: 8633

Posted: 18 October 2004 at 9:35am | IP Logged
LOL TLOLhat'sLOL a fantastic oneLOLLOL
Monaji Senior Member
Monaji
Monaji

Joined: 17 June 2004
Posts: 641

Posted: 18 October 2004 at 11:47am | IP Logged
ClapClapClap
lakshmi_maruthi Goldie
lakshmi_maruthi
lakshmi_maruthi

Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1919

Posted: 18 October 2004 at 6:12pm | IP Logged
LOL
alia IF-Rockerz
alia
alia

Joined: 17 October 2004
Posts: 6722

Posted: 19 October 2004 at 3:11am | IP Logged

WinkLOLClap - this coz i enjoyed it...

Cry - coz am a girl

kanchi Goldie
kanchi
kanchi

Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1645

Posted: 21 October 2004 at 3:18am | IP Logged
ClapClapnice one and funny tooLOL
  • Page 1 of 1

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
Husband Wife jokes =]

2

Author: adiroykapur   Replies: 14   Views: 3909

adiroykapur 14 3909 16 January 2011 at 6:45am by andy435
Husband & Wife

2 3

Author: Crazy_4_RA   Replies: 18   Views: 2214

Crazy_4_RA 18 2214 27 May 2010 at 11:20pm by mywork08
How to take care of your wife.....

2

Author: sakhi   Replies: 13   Views: 1666

sakhi 13 1666 10 March 2010 at 4:46am by baz786
Dream Wife of Indian Man

Author: truemate   Replies: 4   Views: 775

truemate 4 775 12 February 2010 at 3:18am by truemate
Wife Vs. Husband

Author: Khaya   Replies: 9   Views: 1790

Khaya 9 1790 15 December 2009 at 1:07am by Crazy_4_RA

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index