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16th March Amazing !!!!

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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 12:30pm | IP Logged

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At the 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10floor: I'm Banta not Santa


A Sardar photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing
is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!


Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..


A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!


Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED &
RETIRED!


19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN
A BIG
GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18...


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future
tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Sardar standing below a tube light with an open
mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Tonight's dinner
should be light"


Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was
not
sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!


SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
-
I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY
KIDNEY!


One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go!


Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied 'Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM'.


Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20
Rs back.!


Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted
it....


What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.


Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr
elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem
Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.


WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.


Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10


A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR


Sardar's wish :when I die, I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep
not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..


Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


Flash news >: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
That Chinese Man says CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar goes2 china to find the meaning of his friend's
last words. it is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE. Friend: What are you looking at? Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED. Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder Friend: what now? Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!


Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

 

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE,

Enjoy (stylish)


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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 12:31pm | IP Logged
its so funny but not related to kth ..!
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 12:37pm | IP Logged
Funny!! LOL LOL LOL
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 6:10pm | IP Logged
they are so funny
LOL
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 10:38pm | IP Logged
funnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Big smile Big smile
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 10:52pm | IP Logged
Thanks for the update.
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Thanks. Its too cool.

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