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damsel111 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 12:29pm | IP Logged

nuthing much just wanted to share a smile with u al Smile

as i understand vr al suffering... due to this worst newz eva for al the sukk/huju/kumkum fanz Embarrassed the newz of the leap...

ok neway everybuddy gimme a guuuud smile...Hug..

sumthing for u.. to make u al laugh a lil Smile..

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A seskieLOL female elephantLOL passes by... guess What does the loaferLOL elephant say?Tongue

he says: Wow... 3600-2400-3600 EmbarrassedLOL

ok now i want u al to share sum jokes

i know this is not related to kumkum but once in a while v can ave sum fun for ourself as in a few dayz kumkum wont b fun nemore n most of us will b cumin here for frndz n not for kumkum! hope no1 has a prob with this topic Embarrassed

x.Asian~Flava.x IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 12:37pm | IP Logged
thanx 4 tryin 2 make every1 laugh Clap

sorry but i'm not gud at jokes so excuse me 4 tht Smile

princess belle IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 1:07pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by damsel~~

nuthing much just wanted to share a smile with u al Smile

as i understand vr al suffering... due to this worst newz eva for al the sukk/huju/kumkum fanz Embarrassed the newz of the leap...

ok neway everybuddy gimme a guuuud smile...Hug..

sumthing for u.. to make u al laugh

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A seskieLOL female elephantLOL passes by... guess What does the loaferLOL elephant say?Tongue

he says: Wow... 3600-2400-3600 EmbarrassedLOL

ok now i want u al to share sum jokes

i know this is not related to kumkum but once in a while v can ave sum fun for ourself as in a few dayz kumkum wont b fun nemore n most of us will b cumin here for frndz n not for kumkum! hope no1 has a prob with this topic Embarrassed

How do you get an elephant in the fridge??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Open the door and push him in of course! ha ha lolLOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All the animals were at the party.

Why didn't the elephant go?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he was in the fridge!!haha lolWink

I know what you all are thinking. stupid joke but it made u laugh???LOL

 

damsel111 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 1:12pm | IP Logged

LOL LOL LOL u actually did Big smile
thanx

hu'iee joke Wink

HU'S ON FIRST
by James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office... enter Condi)

 George Bush, Jr: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

 George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
 he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

 George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

 George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
et on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
oo. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?

i hope it was not so confusing.. Embarrassed.. Wink.. hu he hu but not that hu Embarrassed



Edited by damsel~~ - 16 March 2006 at 1:17pm
radha_8 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 6:33pm | IP Logged
LOL the first one was the best.
shabzz123 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 16 March 2006 at 10:19pm | IP Logged

Hahaha LOL LOLLOL Thank u soooo much mehr sweety for making me smile Big smile  its been sooo long i have smiled after hearing the bad news anywayz forget bout that well as we all r here to make everyone smile so i surely would not like to miss this chances so here is one from me

Onces Professer Sardar asked a plumber to come to his college
You know Why??
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper wa leakingLOL

 

Arz hai.. Jo Dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai;Gaur farmayiya. Jo Dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai Aur;

Jo sar me dard de ......use Sardar kehte hai LOL

 

<No offences to anyone its just a joke so plzzzz dont mind ok >

zara29 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 17 March 2006 at 2:11am | IP Logged
hahahahaha
mehr ,princess_belle & shabu...2 good
nice jokes Clap
mehr ..tumhara tu hu hi hu was so confusing LOL but funny too Wink

ok now my turn: Wink
oye mil gaya...
mil gaya mujhe..."mil gaya"
oye huye mil gaya... Tongue
"woh" mujhe MIL gaya..
bale bale o00 Mil gaya... Wink
mera yeh stupid joke parhney[read karney] wala ek aur bewaqoof .mil gaya.. LOL

hope I havnt bored u..by my stupid joke.. Embarrassed Tongue
here is 1 more:
A young boy studying abroad sent this msg 2 his father:
son:dear dad,no money,no fun ,ur son..
Dad:dear son,too bad,so sad ,ur dad LOL

btw nice topic mehr! Smile

Edited by zara29 - 17 March 2006 at 2:13am
Hira_cute IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 17 March 2006 at 3:07am | IP Logged
nice jokes Clap Clap    

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