Hello guys and gals and sweeties and beauties and bro but NO SIS ok
how ya all doing?
Looks like Idol section is quiet today.Well I was also out from couple
of days because I was in Bombay and you know what I met all your Idol
So you wanna know all details ?I even mentioned some of you guys names..well let me tell everything in detail here.
So I called Sony and got all the contact details of Idol
contestants and decided to meet everyone one by one ..So first I called
Panna and we decided to meet at food place called musical food .Panna came little early than expected and here is what we talked
Me: Hey panna whasup dude? so how is life ?
panna: life is cool mans after Idol just busy with gals gals gals ..you are the first guy I met after Idol.
I heard lot of gals are waiting for me on IF too
Me:waiting ? they are already
mrs.panna gill .you know saba started fan club for u and there is
one more Maera and hennahaider and again buttercup.tarun ,saba ...
panna: wait wait these are girls name or guys ? I am not that type mans ...
Me: No No panna these all are
beauties on our IF ..and even our IF dont have broke back mountain
gays( I am not sure We may have but why to tell ..ghar ki baat
ghar ke andar)
Panna : oh really then tell
them I am coming on IF soon ..ok mans see ya nice meeting you
have fun ..some girls are waiting for me so let me
go ..anyway dont you think I look like Saif ali khan ..I dont like
if anyone doesn't give me that compliement
Me: Ok Saif see ya soon
Well after panna I decided to meet Ravi Tripathi
..I was scared to meet him becuase of my post on him but I thought he
is a nice guy ( remember he said some good sentence while going out of
Idol some karma karte jao fruit khate jao something something)
So I called Ravi and when I said I m mans he agreed to meet me at place called Revenge of Masti .When I reached there he was already waiting for me
Me: Hey Ravi how r u man ? I am mans
Ravi:I know I know wahi na NOFAN wala .
.bahut bolta hai aaj tara NOMANS karta hu
Me: Sorry Ravi yaar that was all for fun ..
Ravi : fun? calling uncle is fun?Thanks God Anjali closed that thread ..pata nahi what you guys would have made me
Me:Ravi no man you know kachhori she gave you so many good compliements
Ravi: I am not ullu .kachhori is for eating not for complements ..
Me:No no we have good member with Id kachhori and even aditi started some fan club for you
Ravi : really kya ? aaila
thanks man for telling ..anyway next time be good on IF ..nahi to I
will become Mod and then your meter down
Me:Ravi I am sorry bro that was all for fun I mean even on IF we do act ..we fight we smile we laugh so dont take it seriously
Ravi : ok tu bolta hai to thik
hai but tell that Shajjo also to write good rhymes on me and your chair
person and co-chairperson too ..
Me: no problem Ravi we all are with you ..any other message
Ravi : say my hello to kachhori
and thanks to Anjali
Thanks God I am still one piece .So after I sort out differences with Ravi I decided to meet Monali thakur
I called her and we decided to meet at place called No-Diet Food.This
time I was nervous ..oh Monali so cute girl.I have to impress
her.Finally wo ghadi aagayee aagayee ..she was looking great well for
Me:Hi Monali how r u ?I m mans
Monali: hi Mans I know u wrote so much on me on IF so you can call me Monu
Almost I fell down from chair ..I was flat ...
Me:oh u r so sweet thats why u have fans on IF like me ,prayas,inaaki .Anyway thanks Monu
Monali : mans thanks baad me first order some cake for me
I ordered big cake for monu and it came so fast too .May be NO-Diet people know her diet
Me:Ok monu so how is life after Idol
Monali: life is good but I miss pizaa please order pizaa na
I ordered pizza and it came too
Me: So Monu who was your fav judge in Idol
Monali: Sonu sir..you know
farah used to eat my half pizza and anu sir used to eat half.only sonu
sir was on diet so he is my favourate
Mans:oh good I am on diet too
Monali:Really ?? then order some cheeze sandwitch for me ..I though you will eat half thats why not ordered yet
Me:Monu for you everything sweety but please diet karo na
Monali: mans dont say diet word
here.These NO-Diet people hate that word and they might through you
out...anyway order some icecream please ..one chocolate one vanilla and
one mix .And dont wait for me I know you are busy so I will meet you on
Me:ok Monu u eat dear and take care of your health ..you so weak
monali:oh mans u r so sweet .
.this is the best compliement ever I got ...thanks mans bbye see yaa
Well after monalis meeting my heart was full of dreams and my pocket was less heavy than before..
After Monali I decided to meet Antara ..we decided to meet at place called Village Diet
Me: hi Antara I am mans
Antara : how is sumesh
oh yeah and hi mans
Me: Sumesh is fine ..still busy with your fan club
Antara :I know sumesh and karish are doing great job but sumesh is too good
Me: yeah he is. so antara who was your favourate jury member
Antara :Anu ji because we both have 'A' common in our names.Ask sumesh also to include 'a' in his name
Me:Sure for you he can add all 'a' in his name .
.anyway antara keep singing and all the best and visit IF some day
antara :sure but I am scared of few peoples they think I am from US settled in village...
Me: dont worry all IF guys and gals are cool they just do some masti
sometime and we have moderators also who are always behind us with warning meter.
Anyway nice to meet u Anatara bbye
Well after two girls I
decided to meet Amey date..I called him and we decided to meet at place
called Mom's kitchen .Now I know why all girls are mad for him ...Amey came on time and I was on time too
Amey: hi mans thanks for calling me
Me:Hi Amey thanks bro ..u know I am your fan too and even I started some Mrs.Amey date contest on IF
Amey:yeah I saw it but you have to talk to mom regarding that I mean she will tell u details about the girl she is looking for me
Me: no prob bro waise we have
Megha , we have xmrs.datex,then payal,ayesha,prap,sakshi,swetha,shilpa
,puja , natasha ,IndianGirlNeha.even we have jury like purva
,sonyaee,jaysp, megha to
select mrs.amey date .You
know Connie started fan club for you and you have tons of fans
like siddh , IamKashish,ammara,cool water,Tani91,Abhi rocks ,vaibhavi,Aditya.sadia,couple
Ameya: oh thanks mans for telling me but final jury is mom so dont forget to ask her
..I heard even IF moderators are fan of me.
Me:Sure amey will ask mom .. .Even IF mods are fan of you and I
am fan of Mods ( warning meter down please)
Amey:yeah now days I am busy with all girls telling all to meet my mom..hope mom likes someone
Me:ameya what about you ? whome you like ?Minal?
Ameya: I like all girls as such even from idol ..I like minal , antara , monali
Me:ok ok got it anyway hard luck amey and take care man .All the best I know u r too good
Amey : thanks mans..sure will come on IF some day ..tell my all girls to keep rocking
Me:Sure Amey but whoever gonna win Mrs.Date contest atleast talk to her please
Amey: ok will try to talk with mom on this .
..anyway bbye mans
After I met Ameya I went to meet minal .she is sweet and nice girl .
Me:hi Minal how r u ?
Minal : fine mans just tell Sonyaa to write more on me and Amey Ji
me: Ok Ji I will tell but you also go and meet Amey's mom Ji
Then I wanted to meet Sandeep , anuj and Karunya but soni didn't allow
so just called them for 2-2 minutes.Here is my converstation with them
Me:hello sandeep this is mans from IF
Sandeep:hi mans how r you ?Do you think I copy Udit ji
Me:no sandeep anway what is secret of your smile ..its good
Sandeep:thanks actully I was born in hospital name called Hasmukh
and in that all hospitals all nurses used to laugh all days and night.
Even Farah ji know them and she like me and my smile lotttt
Me:ok sandeep have fun and dont forget to visit your fan club started by princessno1
and all the best bbye
After that I called Anuj
Me:hi Anuj ki haal hai
anuj : sorry mans I can't talk right now I am scared of all Amey fans and u r one of them ..so bbye and take care
After that I called Karunya but he was busy in preparing dosa as he is fed up of pizza and all food
..so couldn't tell him about harshmm and all his fans on IF including me
At the end of my trip I got messages from three jury members.Here are they
Anu's message "mans ye vada hai mera ek din I will make u listen my songs you are my future audiance "
well Anuji stop copying songs and I will be your fan right now
& ; ; ; ;nbs p; "mans thoda performance pe dhyan do"
Farah ji performance pe dhyan hai everyday its going down I mean yours
Sonu's message "mans tell all gals on IF that sonu is still young and start some Mrs.Sonu nigam contest for me yaar"
:Friends I wrote this just for fun and I mentioned some IF members name
too but please dont mind if you didn't like something about you or your
favourate contestant.I just wanna make you smile so smile if you
Happy Holi and Enjoy guys
...Just keep smiling and lets make this place more beautiful
Don't forget to post your comments here
Edited by mans - 16 March 2006 at 6:49pm