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Bratati_0712 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:44am | IP Logged
yup
da sardarjis r pretty humorous ppl
dont think dey will mind our harmless jokes LOL

luvmusic Goldie
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:48am | IP Logged
nice ones....enjoyed all of them

This is most heard joke.....

A sardar wants to admit his son in a school, brings the application along with Sharma ji.Next day Sharma ji finds him in Delhi with the application....he says didnt u submit the application?he says "How can I, it said fill in CAPITAL"
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:50am | IP Logged
Originally posted by vinit_rocks

LOL
Originally posted by Sarkar

1 ) EK DIN 1 DAKU SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?   
SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..      
                                   
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
2) AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TEKESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI         

3)  SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?     
  2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.   
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
    

LOL

di did u did it on ur ownLOLLOL

mindblowinLOL

no yaar all i have read some where

Bratati_0712 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:52am | IP Logged
oh
but dey r good LOL
wordlife_ Newbie
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 7:31am | IP Logged

Originally posted by luvmusic

nice ones....enjoyed all of them

This is most heard joke.....

A sardar wants to admit his son in a school, brings the application along with Sharma ji.Next day Sharma ji finds him in Delhi with the application....he says didnt u submit the application?he says "How can I, it said fill in CAPITAL"

Yeah heard that one too. Pretty funny.

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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 7:31am | IP Logged
*THE BLONDE AND THE LORD



A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she headed for the
ice.
>
> After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
> cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
> *
> *Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
> cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven
> the voice bellowed,
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
> *
> *The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of
> the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
>
> The voice came once more,
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
>
> She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
>
> "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
>
> The voice replied,
>
> "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."*
>
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 11:48am | IP Logged
Yupp, no community jokes please.

Today I saw Raju Srivastav on Aaj Tak, he presented this one..

Ek baar Amitabh ne apne driver ko kaha ki aaj main khud gaadi chalaunga, yum peechhe betho. Driver peechhe ki seat par beth gaya.

AB unfortunately jumped single at one intersection and is stopped by a traffic policeman.

Policeman dekhta hai ki AB gaadi chala raha hai. Woh apne superior ko phone karta hai..
"Sir, aap yahan jaldi aaiye ek bahut bade aadmi ne line jump kar di hai, main usko challan nahin kaat satka. Ho sake to Commissioner sahab ko layiye, wohi inko kuchh bol sakte hain."

Senior: Lekin use dekh to, kaun hai woh.

Policeman: Sir, pata nahin kaun hai, lekin usne Amitabh Bachhan ko driver rakha hai.

LOL LOL
luvmusic Goldie
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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 2:35pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by SolidSnake

Yupp, no community jokes please.

Today I saw Raju Srivastav on Aaj Tak, he presented this one..

Ek baar Amitabh ne apne driver ko kaha ki aaj main khud gaadi chalaunga, yum peechhe betho. Driver peechhe ki seat par beth gaya.

AB unfortunately jumped single at one intersection and is stopped by a traffic policeman.

Policeman dekhta hai ki AB gaadi chala raha hai. Woh apne superior ko phone karta hai..
"Sir, aap yahan jaldi aaiye ek bahut bade aadmi ne line jump kar di hai, main usko challan nahin kaat satka. Ho sake to Commissioner sahab ko layiye, wohi inko kuchh bol sakte hain."

Senior: Lekin use dekh to, kaun hai woh.

Policeman: Sir, pata nahin kaun hai, lekin usne Amitabh Bachhan ko driver rakha hai.

LOL LOL

thats hillllllllllllarious....LOLLOLLOL

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