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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:11am | IP Logged

Originally posted by wordlife_

I find the Sardar joke funny but the Himesh one not particularly interesting. Perhaps you shouldn't post any of HR jokes here seeing how members are upset. But seriously I liked the sardar joke. Smile

yup i agreeSmile

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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:12am | IP Logged
When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" Wink
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Originally posted by Sarkar

When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" Wink

yup i understood itLOL

u made it up on ur own?LOL

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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:16am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Sarkar

When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" Wink

LOL! Here's mine.

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

tries to drown a fish in water.

thinks socialism means partying.

trips over a cordless phone.

takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts

"Sagittarius.".

studies for a blood test and fails.

sells the car for gas money.

misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and

goes home.

gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:18am | IP Logged

1 ) EK DIN 1 DAKU SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?   
SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..      
                                   
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
2) AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TEKESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI         

3)  SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?     
  2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.   
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
    



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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:19am | IP Logged
Originally posted by wordlife_

Originally posted by Sarkar

When santa asked banta about exam he said he was asked to write past tense of "THINK" he said he THOUGHT THOUGHT AND AGAIN THOUGHT and atlast he wrote "THUNK" Wink

LOL! Here's mine.

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

tries to drown a fish in water.

thinks socialism means partying.

trips over a cordless phone.

takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts

"Sagittarius.".

studies for a blood test and fails.

sells the car for gas money.

misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and

goes home.

gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

LOLLOLLOL

btw i m a sagittarianTongue

are koi sardarji kya yahan nahi hai

agar hai to aaj sabka maar khaane ka din haiLOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:21am | IP Logged
LOL
Originally posted by Sarkar

1 ) EK DIN 1 DAKU SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?   
SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..      
                                   
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
2) AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TEKESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI         

3)  SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?     
  2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.   
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
    

LOL

di did u did it on ur ownLOLLOL

mindblowinLOL

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Posted: 15 March 2006 at 6:42am | IP Logged
Seriously is there any Sardars around? But the punjabi people here in my hometown are rather sporty and they enjoy making fun of themselves. LOL.

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